- Lost and found and probably gone
- Folly is in the eye of the beholder
- Whatever gets you through the night
- Why can we be friends?
- No credit for regret
- Smoke gets in your face
- Need to know
- Who's the boss?
- Word and object
- Get your own
- Imbalance sheet
- Low finance
- Human resources
- Thin justifications
- Hasty assumptions
- Word travels fast
- It ain't where you're from, it's where you're at
- Home is where you hang your head
- The struggle for resources
- Up and at 'em
- We do what we must
- Measured responses
- Living will
- More than all that
- Perfectly natural
- From each according to her ability
- A steep learning curve
- With apologies to Christian Lander
- Conversational judo
- Telepathy or antipathy
- We all sorta have our cross to bear
- Reverse (social) engineering
- In vino veritas
- Inside information
- We are what we are
- How to be punk rock
- The power of belief
- What's my motivation again?
- Blather and cheer
- Another country is heard from
- Emily Post is no help
- Another tiny blow against the empire
- Don't make a spectacle
- Digging deep
- All around it, but not quite on it
- High-traffic floor
- Cover story
- If you're lucky enough to look, maybe just act, under 30...
- Don't forget to paper the seats
- Who's got the look?
- Who gets the bad news?
- Poverty of experience
- He who hesitates is a loser
- Subliminal messaging
- Hush your mouth
- A gaffe is when you tell the truth
- Serious avocation
- A place we've all been to
- Elective spending
- Like starting an old lawnmower
- Why do you think it's called "Dirtheads"?
- Cause and effect
- Disconnected
- For every show there is a season
- Like sands through the hourglass
- The final frontier
- The other side of coping
- The predictable finger of fate
- The fact is plain
- It's not personal; it's business
- Shame needs no name
- Flip your wig
- The importance of semantics
- It's all about computers, isn't it?
- Like mother, perhaps not like daughter
- Keep it (too) simple
- The thrill of the new
- The name game
- Nature, nurture, and nagging
- You shouldn't overplay your hand
- Don't blow your bit
- Method of modern love
- Regrettable hobbies
- The art of misdirection
- How to get what you want without really trying
- The unforgivable truth
- Just say no
- Power of belief
- Our tastes say so much about us
- Fashion is a bitch...
- Relative difficulty
- The college town division of labor...
- Our bodies, our chemistry sets
- Life's twists and turns
- Our careers choose us, really
- Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your drink order
- The one you really love
- Eureka
- The fish in the sea
- Be realistic, dammit.
- Interpreting personal history
- Know your place
- Information is higher power
- A good idea?
- Read between the concerns
- Style options
- The expectations game
- Playing to the judges
- Bland, "professional" appearance: Priceless
- Just say no
- Who's got the look?
- First Dirtheads Guest Week
- First Dirtheads Guest Week
- First Dirtheads guest week
- First Dirtheads Guest Week
- The right kind of eloquence
- Translation, please...
- Act your age
- Caution pays
- Know your limits
- An auspicious first
- An old platitude...
- State of the art
- Consult your source
- Postmodernism made easy
- Don't forget to fix the reference
- Vive la France
- In love with his car
- Don't show your hand
- "Know your lines, and don't bump into the furniture."
- Even academics have their catch phrases
- Style over substance
- What you really learned in school
- Not quite a blank slate
- A hole in the College Bowl
- It's a career, man...
- Avid readership
- Drinks at "I Can't Believe It's Not Wednesday's"
- Lexical difficulties
- Response time is a factor
- Personal accountability
- Potent euphemisms
- Cultural ambiguity
- The pretend economy
- The ghost of Christmas future
- Can you hear me now?
- It's just business
- An elegant loophole
- Hustle and dodge
- The magic of make-believe
- Conversational judo
- Some enchanted afternoon
- Basic needs
- Protocol that leaves you empty
- Static
- Mission: Dinner Impossible
- The public taste
- The Upshot
- Season's Greetings
- Vince's war on Christmas
- The Fab Trio are here...
Need to know
madisonchance on Jan. 22, 2013
We are having a Dirty Tuesday. Enjoy.
madisonchance at 11:48PM, Jan. 27, 2013
Well, Oriru, if that's your takeaway from this, okay. Remember, Gooch, is bisexual, and he's trying to find out something about himself. It's not always an orderly process.
Oriru at 6:01AM, Jan. 23, 2013
Funnily enough, when you are piss ass drunk you let a lot of things get pass by that you normally wouldn't. But then again, alcohol brings out your inner beast.
madisonchance at 4:22PM, Jan. 22, 2013
Gooch is nothing if not suave. And wasted, very wasted.
gullas at 3:40PM, Jan. 22, 2013
Sssssmooth ;)
Oriru at 8:00AM, Jan. 22, 2013
Now only thing this scene is missing is Lou Reed - Walk on the Wild Side, and it has perfect material to scar many innocent eyes from the very day to their very death.