#14 - "Alvays low prices."
strongbad_999 on March 16, 2006
Dear readers (err…hey, where’d you go!?),
I didn’t go too far with this one did I? I kinda fused a few things some friends said together, and got the weirdness that is the third panel. I believe the statements were:
“Wal-mart? That place is run by Nazis, man†and “Wal-mart put Wonka out of business. Now all of the Oompa Loompas work in shipping!â€
On a WAY more important note, my next comic WILL CONTAIN BOOBIES! So stick around or you’ll miss out on ‘em! *Grins evilly*
Also: Remember, tell all of your friends to read my comic and tell me how super duper sweet it was. Because that type of thing makes me feel better about myself :D.
You’ve been struck by a smooth criminal,
Ryan
PS: HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! Go get yourself hammered of of some green-dyed Guiness!
nighthawk41 at 6:31AM, March 29, 2006
Dude, my brother worked at Walmart, and that's exactly how it felt to him.
Xergrim at 4:01PM, March 20, 2006
Ha ha ha! Been a while since I seen this, but I'm glad I added it to my favorites. This is great stuff.
Left at 3:48PM, March 20, 2006
third panel is hilarious.
FlegFly at 7:14PM, March 19, 2006
Hehe, "sailor's wear"...
ElHornoMagnifico at 1:58PM, March 19, 2006
It's not too far... we all know McDonalds and Wal-Mart are the world super evils....
ElHornoMagnifico at 1:57PM, March 19, 2006
I knew it... All my suspicions are confirmed now. Wal-Mart has used the Necronomicon to revive Hitler to keep labor cheap. And Oompa loompas... Dont even get me started...
lothar at 9:29AM, March 18, 2006
Too FAR ??? you didn't go FAR ENOUGH !!!!!!! you know the walmart brand cola is called "SAMS CHOICE" WTF ? how did he choose that ? he's DEAD ! he doesn't even have to drink that crap !
Joff at 9:49AM, March 17, 2006
Many's the time I've gone through a forbidden entrance to find Oompah-Loompah's being used as slave labour.... Okay... It may have been a passed out fever nightmare or something..
Kagomas at 8:43AM, March 17, 2006
Why, YOU'D have to be crazy to go in there!
ZoeStead at 1:44AM, March 17, 2006
Heh...hehehe :D Good work :D
subcultured at 9:24PM, March 16, 2006
i knew it! ompa loopas are a source of cheap labor! damn you walmart daaaaaaaaamnnn you!!!
magicalmisfits at 9:18PM, March 16, 2006
Oompa loompa! That's what happened to them. No wonder things are so cheap is Wal-Mart
Deek at 9:11PM, March 16, 2006
Deek Chainie is smiling for the first time in several years. It hurts Deek Chainie's face. :)
coinilius at 9:10PM, March 16, 2006
I don't think you went to far with that third panel - the weirdness is very cool :D