- #64 How Many Ways Can We Say It
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- #39 Audiorgasm
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- #30 O Holy Alcohol
- #29 Demon Summoning: The Aftermath
- #28 One Condition
- #27 Beggars Have Choices, Too
- #26 Define "Babies"
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- #23 The Survival Instinct Kicks In
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- #16 Wait For It...
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- #14 All Doctors Are Created Equal
- #13 The Doctor Is IN
- #12 Fertility for Lepers
- #11 It's All About the Make-Up Sex
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- #7 It Goes Downhill From Here
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- #55 Welcome to Drunk Duck!
#8 At Least he Didn't Save the Grapes
Emperial on Feb. 16, 2007
… because if Kabuto saved the grapes, they would surely be raisins by now. That's what happens when you leave grapes out too long, they turn into raisins. Or just grow mold and rot. One of the two. I'll perform a scientific experiment and get back to you on the subject.
Avalon comics at 6:50AM, June 24, 2007
I WUS RIGHT!
Terminal at 10:50PM, Feb. 16, 2007
...I really need the results of your scientific study.