#13 The Doctor Is IN

Emperial on Feb. 21, 2007

See, now, every time you think about the word “stethoscope” you'll have to giggle a bit inside. Have a fun trip to the doctor's office! Be sure to ask him to show you his stethoscope! Tell him how big and shiny it is! Ask him to give it to you, and moan when he touches you with it.

What, I'm talking about a stethoscope, you know? It's metal and shiny and lets the doctor listen to your heartbeat? It's also really cold, so when he put its against your chest, you'll be uncomfortable and probably have to moan. What did you think I meant?