Speesheez Speak Out! (robot, cyborg, bionicle )

timlight on July 6, 2007

Speesheez Speak Out!

BIT:
I love you!


CHUCK (X3022):
I'm a technologically superior being!


D.I.C.C. (Dynamic Interactive Command Console):
I am detecting a swelling in your repro-


DSR (Drunk Satan Robot):
Bring me cool stuff!!!


ERROR:
Affirmative.


GLITCH:
Stop staring at me, human.


IMPULSE:
I'm not done with you yet!


JENNY (XJ-9):
I save the world on a regular basis!!!


NAPALMMAN:
We don't eat, you retard.


ROBBIE (Unit-7734):
I was a mailrobot, but got fired


ROBOT:
My internal workings are insulated.


THKNN (Toa Hordika Kopaka Nuju Nuva):
I got you an armory.