I know. The bible always mentions all the irrational things done by God and man, that I find none of the details make sense. This is part of the reasons I have trouble taking the bible seriously.
Who is laughing? I had to change my religion to a saner one due exactly to bible stories like these. I refused to believe in a God so insane as Yaweh. The bears should have attacked the cantankerous old turd Elisha instead of a bunch of teasing kids...after all, kids are just playing, a grown man should be able to handle that...no?
I'm sorry, but I have the bible right here and there is no mention of...sorry, my bad. You're right it's in II Kings 2:23, 24.
Can't believe I missed it all these years.
J.
Villamar at 4:11PM, Nov. 8, 2007
I just realized I'm a sick bastard because I laughed at this. I like kids, honestly I do. They go great with ketchup.
Infinihedron at 6:36PM, May 23, 2007
It is the best story though!
slimredninja at 9:25AM, May 2, 2007
you should totally send that one to steven Colbert
I Hate Dirt at 11:59AM, April 16, 2007
This bible story is TOTALLY RAD! i converted the moment i finished reading the strip.
Poki_rat at 2:25PM, April 14, 2007
I know. The bible always mentions all the irrational things done by God and man, that I find none of the details make sense. This is part of the reasons I have trouble taking the bible seriously.
ipokino at 3:24AM, April 14, 2007
Who is laughing? I had to change my religion to a saner one due exactly to bible stories like these. I refused to believe in a God so insane as Yaweh. The bears should have attacked the cantankerous old turd Elisha instead of a bunch of teasing kids...after all, kids are just playing, a grown man should be able to handle that...no?
Poki_rat at 8:37PM, April 11, 2007
How can you people be laughing at this stuff?
JillyFoo at 12:32PM, April 9, 2007
interesting comic. so dark.
JillyFoo at 12:32PM, April 9, 2007
interesting comic. so dark.
No_Parking at 10:13PM, April 8, 2007
I'm sorry, but I have the bible right here and there is no mention of...sorry, my bad. You're right it's in II Kings 2:23, 24. Can't believe I missed it all these years. J.
I heart artists at 11:31AM, April 8, 2007
That's not real...is that real? I'm going to check.
submit at 11:19AM, April 8, 2007
population control. why not let the bears do it?
man in black at 9:46AM, April 8, 2007
duuuude, ha ha ha
apeshizznitty49 at 10:41PM, April 7, 2007
This is absolutely amazing! HA
I Hate Dirt at 10:04PM, April 7, 2007
hahahahahahahaha! no shit. hahahahahahahahaha!
sci_fi guy at 9:33PM, April 7, 2007
Yummy,I hear they taste like chicken. Go bears !
eyesoftheblackk at 6:47PM, April 7, 2007
lmao nice
Custard Trout at 6:43PM, April 7, 2007
What better way to achieve total serenity than by tearing young un's to bits?