- MAGA MYSTERY THEATER starring Mikey Lindell- Private Dick! Chapter 10: The Finale
- MAGA MYSTERY THEATER starring Mikey Lindell- Private Dick! Chapter 9: The Discovery
- MAGA MYSTERY THEATER starring Mikey Lindell- Private Dick! Chapter 8: The Unmasking
- MAGA MYSTERY THEATER starring Mikey Lindell- Private Dick! Chapter 7: The Rescue
- MAGA MYSTERY THEATER starring Mikey Lindell- Private Dick! Chapter 6 - The Ritual
- MAGA MYSTERY THEATER starring Mikey Lindell- Private Dick! Chapter 5 : The Plot
- MAGA MYSTERY THEATER starring Mikey Lindell- Private Dick! Chapter 4: The Basement
- MAGA MYSTERY THEATER starring Mikey Lindell- Private Dick! Chapter 3: The Lead
- MAGA MYSTERY THEATER starring Mikey Lindell- Private Dick! Chapter 2: The Case
- MAGA MYSTERY THEATER starring Mikey Lindell- Private Dick! Chapter 1: The Client
- Dinner with Mr. D
- Dinner guest from hell
- Meals on feels
- The four stages of rejecting democracy
- Free for all!
- The wedding of Elon Muskrat and Tweet Twitterbird
- Love is for the birds
- Bird shot
- Bird of doom
- Bird of prey
- Flipping the bird
- Make a little birdhouse in your soul
- Free bird
- Bye bye, Birdie!
- Save room for the pie!
- Meet the new boss
- The Acid Test
- Royal embarrassment
- Red flags
- Pop goes the weasel
- Unhappy meal
- Drive through takeaway
- The sword of Damocles
- Surf Nazis must die
- Fragile like a bomb
- Documented crimes
- Let's make a deal!
- Vote for me and I'll set you free!
- Mating season
- Indecent proposals
- Just say "yes"
- If it docs like a quack...
- Scary monsters, super creeps
- Monsters in the mirror
- Members only!
- The ship is leaking
- Past due notices
- Friendship is never having to say you're sorry for sending a vampire assassin after you
- Creature Feature: Rudy Giuliani VS Roger Stone
- Friends to the bitter end
- The Trump family plot
- Talking bluntly
- Whack-a-mole!
- Unwellness check
- Crank calls
- Shit talking
- Mind games
- Check your head
- Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
- A whiff of accountability
- Divorced from reality
- In Godot we trust
- The scum also rises
- Ultra Dark MAGA
- In your face
- Dark reflections
- Roger Stone sucks
- The Prince of Darkness
- Into the abyss
- Free WiFi
- Hide and seek
- The fish rots...
- Moving the goalposts
- Let's make a deal!
- Whine against the machine
- Knock, knock. Who's there? Justice. Justice who? Just us Federal Agents!
- If the jackboot fits....
- And the cats in the cradle and the silver spoon...
- And the horse you rode in on!
- Muskrat love
- Kick out the jams!
- Belaboring the point
- This American Carnage
- There ain't no sanity clause
- Choose your reality
- Death stroke
- Funny stories
- Death and Taxes
- Hindsight is 20/25
- The Unfairness doctrine
- Stockholm syndrome
- The Uncivil War
- Cloudy with a chance of reign
- Hey! Joe! Let's go!
- YMMV
- Waiting on the bus
- The new breed
- Strictly Bush League
- Keeping up with the Jones
- Joshing around
- Testing... 1, 2, 3...
- Putting the coup in couple
- Are you there, Rupert? It's me, Donnie.
- Digging in the dirt
- Dizzhonor
- De base
- Fascism is in like Flynn!
- Traffic Kings
- Mike gets woke!
- Say what?
- My security pillow
- Cry Freedumb!
- Elon Muskrat - Free Speech Warrior
- Dependable Don
- There are no strings on me
- Steady diet of nothing
- You are cordially invited...
- Masher of Puppets
- Mitch, please!
- Hard Candy
- Brain Candy
- Trust the plan!
- Eat your heart out, Alanis!
- G.O.P. Nuts Award winner - Marjorie Taylor Greene
- Trophy fowl
- Lauren goes twitching
- Elon Muskrat is on the prowl!
- Elon Muskrat
- Breaking the Fourth.... wall
- Celebrate the 4th, plead the 5th, and reject democracy on the 6th!
- Badge of Dishonor
- Participation Award!
- "I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection."
- Doing the Madison!
- Expose thy hypocrisy!
- What defines a woman?
- Here comes 'ol Donnie Trump!
The four stages of rejecting democracy
rawdale on Dec. 12, 2022
J_Scarbrough at 9:54AM, Dec. 12, 2022
I thought Muskrat used to identify as a Democrat, but switched parties because he claimed that the Democratic party was, "the party of division and hate." Which is another one of their stages as well: deflect and pivot.
rawdale at 10:04AM, Dec. 12, 2022
He is the epitome of the moronic privileged kid who transfers to a new school and is desperate to be liked but has a shitty personality and attracts the worst of the worst.