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Cocoa_Comics on Jan. 14, 2025

Transcript:
34 years ago

TV Subtitles: “Superior Sam! The strongest hero in the whole world! Faster than a speeding tank mortar, more powerful than an atom bomb, able to leap Mount Everest in a single bound, he fights the enemies of Germany and the Aryan race!”

Travis: “What is it saying? Read the words, Jacob!”

TV Subtitles: “When Sam Heinkraut was a boy he enlisted to fight for Germany, but little did he know he would end up at ground zero of an atomic bomb!”

TV: “Er könnte Captain America in den arsch treten… leicht.”

Jacob: “Mommy, what does ‘Ryan race’ mean?”

Layla: “I told you not to talk to me when I'm on the phone! Ten spankins!”

Travis: “What are they saying?”



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32 years ago

Layla: “Jacob, Travis! You guys know Superior Sam from those tapes your father and I showed you? Well he needs our help!”

Jacob: “Huh?”

Travis: “He wants our help? Really?!?”

Layla: “Yes! You see, the evil U.S. Government found him in his hiding spot in Sokovia, and trapped him behind power-canellonium bars.”

Jacob: “B-but… Superior Sam isn't real…”

Layla: “Jacob, how many spankins do you want?”

Jacob: “None, Mommy!”

Layla: “Then don't even pretend this is a grounded enough universe to say superheroes don't exist and relate to the readers!”

Travis: “Mommy, you said no meta humor in the house!”

Layla: “There are things adults can say that children can't.”