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Cocoa_Comics on Jan. 14, 2025

Transcript:

Strong Guy's Brother: “Stop. There's been a massacre of our men out here. We might be too late.”

Johnny: “No, no! They can't let out the prisoners…”

SG's Brother: “Wait! My brother's still fighting over there. Hurry up!”

X-Shot: “Holy cow, Johnny's here! I have a clear shot!”

Kayson: “Wait really? Take it, take the shot!”

X-Shot: “I can't, I'm all out of my 11 rounds.”

Kayson: “You only brought 1 bullet for each of your guards?”

X-Shot: “I told you… I never miss.”



2014: 16 years ago

Travis: “Jacob wake up! It's happening right now and we weren't told!”

Mr. Leone: “Ah yes, the HYDRA takeover of S.H.I.E.L.D. and the world is going swimmingly, there's no need to bring you and Travis out of your covers.”

Jacob: “No need? What about Superior Sam?”

Mr. Leone: “Sorry, son. Superior Sam is a Nazi, and that's very politically incorrect these days. HYDRA needs to separate itself from a bigoted past if it wants to rule the world of today.”

Jacob (thru speaker): “B–b–but… our whole mission… Mommy told us… So what should we do right now?”

Mr. Leone (thru speaker): “You and Travis can be reserve agents. In the very slim off chance that our plan fails, we'll have you to keep HYDRA going!”

Jacob: “Are you planning to fail? Why would we?”

Mr. Leone (thru speaker): “Well, we are having a bit of trouble with Captain America, but it should be fine…”



Cappy: “Alright, password, password. G-a-v-i-n-i-s-a-n-i-d-i-o-t-1-@

Wolf guy: ”Hey you! Are you one of us villains, or one of the guards keeping us trapped in here? Answer up!“

Cappy: ”I'm– I'm… I have the power to turn into animals! See? A capybara, one of many things I, a human, can turn into.“

Wolf guy: ”Hey, same here! Well just the wolf guy really. Wait, why do you have a headset on?“

Janet: ”Ooh, tell him it's so you can communicate with Humans in your animal form!“

Cappy: ”There is no way in heck I'm saying that."