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Cocoa_Comics on Jan. 14, 2025
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IHAM HUD: >IMMEDIATE GOAL: ESCAPE PRISON
(¿CHALLENGE?)
>ITEMS LOCATED
-JOEL-SIAGH'S COMPUTER TERMINAL
-HUMAN (UNKNOWN)
>ACTION=INTERCEPT
Cappy: “Alright, I've downloaded everything we need onto the You S Bee.”
IHAM: “WHAT HAVE WE BEEN LOOKING AT WITH THE G-MEN COMPUTER?”
IHAM HUD: >IMMEDIATE GOAL: DATA CAPTURE
>ACCESSING COMPUTER TERMINAL
>HUMAN=UNKNOWN
SAY=“THE LOCATION OF EVERY SUPER PERSON IN THE WORLD? NOW WHAT COULD YOU NEED THAT FOR?”
!ALERT!
LEVEL 1 THREAT DETECTED
!ALERT!
>INITIATING CUTE EYES
Cappy: “I-I'm a villain… just like you! I promise!”
Superior Sam: “Leave the pretty girl alone, wretched machine.”
IHAM: “AYY, SAMUEL HEINKRAUT! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SEND HER ON HER WAY, NO NEED TO DESTROY ME OR SOMETHING.”
Superior Sam: “Kneel.”
Clayton: “It's okay, Joe… I think we finally got the strong guy down.”
Strong Guy's Brother: “Leave my brother the heck alone!”
Johnny: “Well here I was worried about these super guys being a major threat, but it seems my best guards can handle them.”
Tobuscus: “Are you Johnny Halloway? Answer up.”
Johnny: “Yes! I mean no! I– gosh dang it. Please don't kill me.”
Tobuscus: “Umm… so are you or aren't you?”
Johnny: “Uhh… no. No I'm… someone else.”
Superior Sam: “Now now, my friends, let's not be savages! Just tell me who the good team is so I can destroy the others.”