1/23-26/2022
Cocoa_Comics on Jan. 14, 2025
Superior Sam: "Hear me, all enemies of the G-Men! Give me a moment's consideration! I'm sure you all have plans to continue. Or perhaps you want to change your ways and escape this business. But all of us are united in having been slighted by the G-Men. Now we have all been told by Doctors Jacob and Travis, who we are all eternally indebted to for freeing us from prison, that the G-Men are missing, and have been for months now. Yet here I have found Clayton right outside, fighting with no powers, no strength that might threaten me. Are there any more G-Men I need to worry about?“
George: ”Umm, just so you know, I'm not Gavin, I just look exactly like him… it's a long story.“
Travis: ”Can you believe it, Jacob? We did it! We freed Superior Sam! Mommy will be so proud!“
Jacob: ”Yeah, Mom…“
Johnny: ”Jacob and Travis! What have you done? W–what–I, I can't even. Do you have even the slightest idea what you just did?“
Jacob: ”Yeah, we let out all the villains.“
Johnny: ”Are you two crazy?“
Jacob: ”Don't worry about the world getting destroyed, Sam will destroy any threats.“
Johnny: ”And Superior Sam is a murderer himself.“
Jacob: ”I'm sorry, isn't murder like your whole thing?“
Travis: ”Only when it's towards the right people! Wait, no! No! The other half of his thing is theft!“
Johnny: ”I thought I could trust you guys– No, I did trust you.“
Jacob: ”Let this be a valuable lesson about people you meet online.“
Travis: ”But thank you though."
2014: the HYDRA takeover
Superior Sam: “At last, HYDRA has arrived!”
Grant: “Everyone search out your own part of the building.”
Hydra Soldier: “What's your deal?”
Superior Sam: “My deal? I am Superior Sam, hero of Germany!”
Grant: “Wait, Superior Sam? You're real? I remember watching your show when I was first recruited! My HYDRA trainer had the whole series on VHS!”
Superior Sam: “I hate that TV show.”
Grant: “Oh. Why? I thought it was pretty good… I mean sure, the actor they got to play you wasn't great–”
Superior Sam: “And he was a Romanian. There were many plot holes and they made everything into a joke for kids.”
Grant: “I guess I could see the problem with making light of the Laketown Massacre.”
Superior Sam: “Well I don't know, that was pretty funny in real life.”
