1/27-31/2022
Cocoa_Comics on Jan. 14, 2025
Current day
News guy: “In a schocking turn of events, our great ruler Johnny has decided to release the famous villa– I mean hero, named Superior Sam; among many other feared enemies of the G-Men. And here we have Superior Sam coming on for an interview!”
Superior Sam: “I wouldn't say I'm famous really. But it's true I have a cult following. Not an actual cult, not like that squid guy.”
(Laugh track)
Superior Sam: “But famous I will soon be, when my new nation is established.”
News guy: “Your nation? Well where would you have that, since this is Johnny's domain.”
Superior Sam: “Who the schnitzel is this Johnny? I applaud that he was able to take ‘Spring Field’ for himself, but I will now be taking the reigns from him.”
(Laugh track)
News guy: “No, no, Jerry stop the laugh track. Sam, why would you think you have the right to take what Johnny earned?”
Superior Sam: “Because I can do this.”
(Sound of laser eyes)
News guy: “Alright a new letter's just come in from one of our fans… Oh, he can't say that. Jerry send some guys to silence him.”
2014: The HYDRA takeover
Superior Sam: “Please, just let me out, I can help you, I can fight for HYDRA!”
Grant: “Well, what do we think John?”
John: “Yeah nope. We even had some guys specifically for freeing Superior Sam, but we had to cancel their orders. Our agenda's changed.”
Superior Sam: “Wait you can't just leave me!”
John: “Yeah we can. Truth is you're way too dangerous and you might not align with HYDRA's goals. No, you don't! You're a Nazi, and HYDRA is past that. Come on, boys. Let's take what we need and go.”
Superior Sam: “No, no! You can't! I can go with whatever you say! I don't have to be Nazi!”
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2022: The SPI INC confiscation
Joel-Siagh: “Joel, how much you wanna bet HYDRA left anything worthwhile here?”
Joel: “What was that Joelsiagh? I can't see sh*t in here. Let me turn on the lights.”
2014: The HYDRA takeover
Man thru speaker: “A message to field agents Jacob and Travis Roads. It is with great sorrow we inform you that your mother, Layla Dobrek– was killed in action on the line of duty yesterday, fighting for HYDRA. Even though our takeover plan was unsuccessful, if you stay hidden then one day we can return and actually win this time.”
