2/3-7/2022
Cocoa_Comics on Jan. 17, 2025
Current day
X-Shot: “There's no reason to beat yourself up like this, Kayson.”
(Cappy Knocks)
Janet: “She's here.”
Kayson: “They're all dead! They're dead and it's my fault!”
X-Shot: “Do you have the You Ess Bee? Where is it?”
Cappy: “Here, take it.”
Janet: “At the risk of sounding vulgar, our sacrifices may have been worth it for this. With the locations of these potential G-Men, well, at this point they're our only hope.”
Kayson: “Are they a real hope?”
Cappy: “I think I may have been followed.”
X-Shot: “I don't see anything… but I think we may need to find our targets and get this show on the road.”
(Sound of breathing from behind a single leaf)
Secretary: “Sir, you have to see this! It's about Springfield!”
Government man: “The city the G-Men used to protect, until they went missing? Yeah I heard its run by some group on the internet.”
Secretary: “There's more! They broke into the abandoned G-Men prison and let out all the villains they defeated before!”
Government man: “No…”
Secretary: “The villain Superior Sam has rallied all the villains and set up– or is trying to set up his own nation in Springfield, a Nazi regime!”
Government man: “We should have shut down this anarchy in the first place, but now this seems like a serious threat to national security! I gotta call the President, the Army, the Air Force, you name it!”
Secretary: “Do you really think war is the right call?”
Government man: “We've caught Superior Sam before, with power-cancellonium.”
Secretary: “How about every villain the G-Men ever captured? Will power-cancellonium stop them too? War is a bad move.”
Government man: “… You're right. Our only option is to establish peace. I'm bringing in Agent Dingle.”
IHAM: “WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE THE BORDERS OF YOUR NEW NATION TO BE? PREVIOUSLY IT WAS ONLY THE CITY OF SPRINGFIELD.”
Superior Sam: “This area will do… for a start… But believe me, mile after mile, negotiation after victory, our power will creep up the back of America until we are known as a superpower on Earth! I can see it all now! Our glory will surpass anything of Germany or HYDRA.”
IHAM: “WHAT WILL THIS NATION BE CALLED?”
Superior Sam: “I think I'll call it… David.”
IHAM: “DAVID? THAT'S A STRANGE NAME FOR A PLACE.”
Superior Sam: “Well you see, David was someone I– … Well, I guess I never knew anyone named David. But it's a cool name.
IHAM: ”FAIR ENOUGH."