2/19-21/2022
Cocoa_Comics on Jan. 17, 2025
Superior Sam: “You have one final chance to tell me where the G-Men are, and then your life is over.”
IHAM: “I FEAR THAT WILL NOT WORK. HOWEVER I DO KNOW THE LOCATION OF HIS WIFE AND KIDS.”
Johnny: “… Wait. He really doesn't know where they are.”
Superior Sam: “And how do you know this?”
Johnny: “Because I'm the only one who knows where they are. I'm Johnny Halloway, and I captured the G-Men.”
Superior Sam: “Johnny? The man responsible for freeing us villains?”
Johnny: “Uhh… yeah…”
Superior Sam: “Good, good! Now take me to the place you have them.”
Johnny: “Of course! They're right inside the basement of this house!”
Monster Guy: “Oh hey Johnny! Wait is that Superior Sam?”
Superior Sam: “Found them.”
Yenylwitz: “You G-Men ready for your morning slop?”
Superior Sam: “Greetings, G-men, are you happy to see my face once again?”
Gavin: “Yenylwitz, you godd**** b*****d!”
Yenylwitz: “It wasn't me, I promise!”
Superior Sam: “No, but you will give these G-Men freedom.”
Gavin: “… Oh wait really?”
Superior Sam: “Unto death.”
Gavin: “Yeah that makes sense.”
IHAM HUD: STREET CAM A064
08:11:4366
Kayson: “Okay, so of the potential G-Men to recruit there are two people of importance in the city.”
Janet: “Waterman and Bubba? They seem like B-Tier heroes at best. Frankly, we need someone actually capable of defeating Superior Sam.”
Kayson: “I–I mean I doubt any one person we have here could stop him alone, it's about coming together as a team.”
Janet: “Guess what, wise guy! They have a team too! And unless we have some serious heavy hitters, this super team will end up meeting the same fate as the last one!”
Kayson: “I mean, we do have a few people…”
X-Shot: “Y'know, if you don't wanna help us you don't have to.”
IHAM HUD: >IMMEDIATE MISSION: INTERCEPT TARGETS
>CAPTURE OR KILL HEROES
Janet: "Sigh… it doesn't matter what I want. My Twitch pulled in so many viewers because I publicly fought against crime. I doubt these villains will let me go back to my life –*sniff* I'm stuck with this fight.. *crying*“
Kayson: ”I–I'm so sorry… But Waterman and Bubba here are our only hopes in said fight."
