12/5-16/2022

Cocoa_Comics on Jan. 21, 2025

IHAM: “ENOUGH! CEASE ALL RESISTANCE IMMEDIATELY. OR LITTLE MARIA, JEFFERY, AND ALLISON DIE.”

Kayson: “Don't you (BLANK)ing dare you piece of garbage!”

Maria: “Daddy!”

Jeffery: “Dad!”

Alisson: “Kayson!”

Bubba: “Watch out, I'm gonna grab them out of his hand.”

IHAM: "I WOULDN'T DO THAT, UNLESS I WANTED THE CHIPS IN THEIR HEADS TO GO OFF.“

Kayson: ”I guess we're done here.“



Gavin: ”The G-Men missed you, Clay.“

Clayton: ”Yeah, I missed you guys too. Where'd you all go? I mean we were kinda– ARGH!!! The city's kinda gone downhill without the G-Men around. I don't mind dying as one of them as long as they leave my kids alone.“

Gavin: ”Ah man, Clay. I'm really sorry you had to get dragged back into this. I mean, us G-Men signed on the dotted line, we–“

Clayton: ”Gav, I'm not stupid enough to have thought I would never end up in this situation.“

Liam: ”It's all my fault! Blame me for this situation.“

Clayton: ”No Liam, I won't blame you. This team should fear the day we play the blame game. ARGH!“

Gavin: ”It's true. It's because of me that RHINO is still out there, or that George happened. And remember the time that Nathan and Aiden became evil in trade for better powers? Heck, it feels like half the threats we have to stop are because of Joelsiagh! I mean, Johnny Test just kinda stands around for some reason, but Jasmine, remember that time you created an all-female team to destroy the G-Men?“

Jasmine: ”Well maybe the J-Gals wouldn't have ended up trapped here!“

Gavin: ”Umm, Joel! Jasmine's going pro-J-Gals again!“



IHAM: ”I HAVE LOCATED THE HEROES WHO TRIED TO OVERTHROW YOU, SAMUEL!“

Superior Sam: ”Excellent! But please, these people are not heroes! Just upset civilians in a regime change. Stark! Let me speak to a fellow soldier! You surely understand casualties! The kill-chips installed in your family were strategic! And they will never have to be activated if you never plan against me! Stack, you are not a soldier, but fight for me and your skill will be recognized! Mayle, go back to “Twitch,” stay chaste, and you will become a famous star! And who knows, one day I may let you be my wife! You see, people? If you simply do the right thing, no harm will come to you! I am not an evil dictator! I rule with mercy! I wish no envy or strife with my people, so please, do not wait on a savior when this nation is your future! Together we can–"

To Be Continued