1/8-2/5/2023
Cocoa_Comics on Jan. 25, 2025
I profusely apologize for how illegible this page is. I attempted something more ambitious with the start of this book than probably any strip I had done before, but the execution at this time was poorer than average. Given the nature of how I've written these comics, I don't really get retries. I draw it once in pen and that's that. If by some chance I decide to come back to these comics due to demand or just personal motivation, I should really consider redoing these strips.
Jax: "What's goin on bros? It's Jax in the house! The White House that is! Yo, the Jax clan is strong! Thanks for gettin me elected a second term! Now I'm just gonna get right into it now. Apparently, this guy named Superior Sam thinks that he can claim his own nation, right inside Illinois! Can you believe that? Well today I'm talking with a citizen from this country, “David.”
Yenylwitz: “Hello I'm Yenylwitz.”
Jax: “Good evening, Yenylwitz! So you've had to live with supervil– Umm, super-disaffected-people running the streets. Your thoughts?”
Yenylwitz: “I mean yeah, definitely. You know you really learn alot about your world and the people in it when you end up like this. I could honestly go on about this for hour–d–for years! You see the implications of society all ar–”
45 minutes later
Yenylwitz: “But seriously, why is it black people are just dumb, and I'm not even raci–”
Jax: “Okay, thanks Yenylwitz, now Monster Legends is a free game on the appstore…”
TV: “Du warst einmal so toll, was ist passiert? Sam Heinkraut?”
Travis: “Ready to go, Jacob? Oh hey, you watchin some ‘Uberlegen Sam?’”
Jacob: “Yeah season 4 I believe.”
Travis: “Ew, one of the post-Commie takeover seasons? Why? Only the first three seasons are good.”
Jacob: “It's just something to watch, Travis.”
Travis: “… Are you gonna read the words?”
Jacob: “You can read the subtitles yourself, Travis.”
Travis: “No I can't! I can't look down to read when I'm trying to watch a show!”
TV: “Ja, ich, (Uberlegen) Sam, liebe es, manner auf die lippen zu kussen!”
Jacob: “(sigh)… I, Superior Sam, love kissing men, on the lips.”
Travis: “Get woke go broke.”
Jax: “Okay, we're back with Yenylwitz, and I wanted to ask you–”
(Yenylwitz plays guitar)
Jax: “Umm, Yenylwitz!”
Yenylwitz: (Unintelligible) “I'm a fan of this setup you got here, speakin your mind and not taking no crap from anyone. If I was President I would burn my enemies. You should watch– I used to have a podcast ”How to Solve the World's Problems.“ The ideas were solid but it never took off. I figured it out when I was 11, and my knowledge has only grown since then! Y'know, I'm an ideas guy, and my friend here thinks you're just a puppet for the trillionaire Hezekiah Mozirt, but I know a fellow ideas guy when I see one.”
Jax: “Uh, yeah, yeah. That's me. But tell me, what effects has Superior Sam had on your area?”
Bob: “Hi, TV!”
Yenylwitz: “Do you not have, like, intel here?”
Jax: “No, no, the borders are locked pretty tight. We've gotten our inclusion counselor inside, but less important people like doctors and reporters haven't.”
Bob: “Good to meet you, Jax. Could you answer some questions about 9/11?”
