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Cocoa_Comics on Jan. 25, 2025
Superior Sam: “Siva, Joe! What happened to your family was bad! The world may see you as a freak, but under me they will see you as a hero, and you will never be feared!”
Bubba: “We don't give a crap what you have to say!”
Jack Dingle: *Ahem* “First they came for the G-Men, and I did nothing, cuz I wasn't a G-Man.”
Superior Sam: “(BLANK)”
Jack Dingle: “Then they came for the citizens, and I did nothing, cuz I wasn't a citizen.”
Superior Sam: “Agent Dingle! The nation of David welcomes you! How can we–”
Jack Dingle: “Then I realized they were Nazis, and I had a moral obligation to stop them.”
Superior Sam: “Nazi? Me? Never.”
Jack Dingle: “That's exactly what all Nazis say. Let me guess, you got a black friend?”
Superior Sam: “Uh, no, not really.”
Jack Dingle (thinking): “Okay, this guy's good.”
Zoomzinger: “Superior Sam, why do you take crap from this libtard?”
Superior Sam: “That ‘Libtard’ is the one keeping us from war.”
Jack Dingle: “We have power-cancellonium!”
Zoomzinger: “We can win!”
Superior Sam: “Fool! No one wants a war! I'm sorry, Agent Dingle! This man is not–”
Kayson: “Stack, no! Stop!”
Superior Sam: “War may have been well and good as a young man, but in my age I hope– ow. I only wish revenge on the G-Men.”
Jack Dingle: “Sure. The G-Men have been problematic over the years. And I find it suspicious–”
IHAM: “SAMUEL IS CURRENTLY OCCUPIED.”
Kayson: “You just don't know when to quit! Please, that wasn't me! Leave my family out of this, IHAM!”
IHAM: “IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY, THEN YOU AND KAYSON'S FAMILY WILL DIE. AND YOU! I DON'T KNOW, YOU'RE JUST A CAPYBARA. I'M SURE YOU WON'T CAUSE ANY TROUBLE, FACIAL RECOGNITION ASIDE. THE REST OF YOU, GO BACK HOME. THERE WILL BE NO MORE RESISTANCE.”
Kayson: “I'm sorry, Janet! It's over! Listen to him and go home, please!”
Janet: “Fine! Okay, I'll go!”
Kayson: “And you, Cappy! Think of your family!”
Cappy: “I do, and I won't ask you to come with me… I'm the only one who can get out of here…”