Gamer Dilbert's Inbred Journey - Page 3: Reproductive Slights

ShadowGamer on Nov. 30, 2024

The pointy-haired boss and Alice are talking in the hall.
PHB: I can’t vote for the democrats because I’m pro-life.
Alice: Oh, so you think women shouldn’t control their own bodies?

Dilbert (Thinking nearby, gaming): Nice, a woman asserting her reproductive rights. I gotta eavesdrop on this!

Alice: What if a woman is raped? Do you think she should be forced to carry her assailant’s baby?
PHB: Well, no… I suppose I can make an exception for that.

Dilbert: Nice!

Alice: And what about cases of incest? Surely you’d make an exception for inbred fetuses.
PHB: Well, no, obviously if the baby is inbred you have to terminate it, that’s not a life worth living.

Dilbert looks shocked and wounded.