Gamer Dilbert's Inbred Journey - Page 100: Goo-Goo-Googly

ShadowGamer on Jan. 4, 2025

CEO: Old Barney Google lived in these parts for some time in a sort of self-exile… What do you know about him?
Dilbert: He was a compulsive gambler with googly eyes?

CEO: Dilbert, it’s a little known secret, but Mr. Google came here in humiliation after discovering that his mother and father were blood relatives. Those bulging eyes were a birth defect.
Dilbert: No sh$%#@.

CEO: He never really fit in here. It turns out that despite his genetic makeup, he was too capable, and too ambitious for our way of life.
Wally: Inbreeding couldn’t hold him back.

Wally: He invented the search engine, and left this place for the ultimate gamble: A Silicon Valley start-up!
CEO: As a hero to all inbred people, we named our chili contest after him.

Wally: The current leadership may not acknowledge it, Dilbert, but Google has always stood for empowering the inbred.
CEO: And they always will.

Dilbert: Wow! You wouldn’t believe this, but your inspirational story is incredibly specific to my situation!