Gamer Dilbert's Inbred Journey - Page 102: Inbred Banner

ShadowGamer on Jan. 4, 2025

Dilbert: Thank you everyone for this beautiful moment. Standing here with this Google chili contest trophy, I finally have closure on a life-shattering failure I suffered a few days ago.

Dilbert: I wish I had spent time getting to know all of you delightful inbred individuals. I wish I had done something with my time here other than shoot a big pile of rodents.

Dilbert: The truth is, I barely put in any effort to win this chili contest. I cakewalked past all of you. And it’s not fair for your vibrant inbred community to have to compete with the likes of me.

Dilbert: Rest assured, I am one of you. Inbred blood flows in my veins. But I’m not wired to be a big fish in a small pond. I belong out there, winning battles for us.

Dilbert: I’m not returning to the business world as your better, but as your champion. My victories will be your victories. I will conquer the tech world under your banner.

Dilbert: I go forth to blaze a trail for you, so that one day, all of you can enjoy lucrative high-pressure STEM careers. Farewell.