Gamer Dilbert's Inbred Journey - Page 103: Lol

ShadowGamer on Jan. 4, 2025

Dilbert returns to the office. He sees Wally, the CEO, and the PHB.
Dilbert: Hi guys, I’m back. Unless I got fired for desecrating Lyman’s ashes, in which case I’m here to pick up my Xbox Series X peripherals.

CEO: Don’t worry, Dilbert, everything is fine now. I’ve been reflecting on my prejudice toward inbred people, and I’ve come to realize that that attitude is no longer convenient for me.

CEO: From now on, the inbred will be given the same opportunities in this company as women and minorities. I hope you understand this will involve a pay cut.
Dilbert: LOL!

CEO: In fact, I’d like to invite you on a special one-on-one mentorship retreat in the Alaskan wilderness. We leave Friday. Bring your pilot’s license.
Dilbert: Cool.

Wally: Dilbert, I fought for you while you were gone. I thought that was the dirtiest chili cook-off I’ve ever seen! You should have won! Everybody likes you the best!

Dilbert: Thank you, Wally. Winning contests unfairly based on favoritism is allowed under my personal code.