Gamer Dilbert's Inbred Journey - Page 104: God Can Judge Me

ShadowGamer on Jan. 4, 2025

Dilbert is on a date with Erin Esurance.
Dilbert: …So then I went to Alabama to live as a hillbilly because I thought they’d understand me there. I realized my mistake as soon as I went into that church…

Dilbert: They were the most dogshit people I’ve ever seen. Bad facial hair. Sunglasses indoors. Everyone wearing overalls with no shirt, including the women…

Dilbert: And I thought, y’know? There may be a glass ceiling for me in the non-inbred world, but I vastly overestimated my ability to be around these people at all.

Dilbert: Am I discriminating against my own inbred kind? Am I doing the same thing my CEO did to me? Yeah. But I couldn’t take it. I’m just not that strong.

Dilbert: I gave them a nice speech and I got the hell out of there. I wish those poor bastards the best, but I won’t be a part of it. God can judge me, but I have limits.

Erin: Before I listen to one more word, you do have Jack White tickets, right?
Dilbert: Oh, hell yeah. Floor level.