Hephaestus' Hotrod Contest

selecthumor on July 29, 2011

Making a contest for my “Hephaestus' Hotrod” as listed above.
As
described above, all you have to do is make a witty 80 characters or
less phrase to which I can describe said TF2 Hat, and you can win a free
colored commission from me! (or non-colored if you're second place)
The deadline is August 20th 12:00 PM PST, so there's plenty of time to think of something for the contest.
Have fun with it :D
~Select

@RedCast15: Yes, each person is limited to one description submission