April Fools: Hestia Goddess of the Hearth

selecthumor on April 1, 2015

My first act of revealing that I am Earth-2 Select is that I will replace the Hephaestus story midway with Hestia: Goddess of the Hearth. Liked that tale of Persephone and Hades? Forget that. This ain't MyTH or Olympians: Hades. I'm not going to do that dime a dozen tale.
Prepare for nothing but food puns and video game references people.
~Earth-2 Select