82 - Fat Gandalf

Gregory on Feb. 1, 2011

GUYS. True story. I wanted a hat, but I realized that if I had drawings in my book of a large naked man with a staff and hat, it would look like Lord of the Rings eroticism. And if I were hit by a bus on the way home, I wouldn't want that to be found next to my broken body, giving the emergency crews a darkly humorous story to tell their spouses that night.

I can't live with that kind of posthumous shame.