[IaA010] Character Profile: Tom

strawberrybocky on Dec. 4, 2009

Kiyo:

I asked Tom to keep it short… and this is what I got. Believe it or not, this is the edited versi-

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I have been notified that the real Tom would like to add more to his profile. I'm going to regret this, aren't I?

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Tom:

The fool told me he couldn't fit all of my bio onto the page. BAH! Such incompetence. No wonder he's a loser.

Skills: Being Awesome, Balancing out all the bad in the universe, Balancing out Matt’s incompetence (Which is harder than it should be), Being Inspiring (To myself and others), dealing with stupid people, Facebook, Being Italian, Picking titles for Webcomics, and pretty much being the greatest person on earth. Oh yeah. And Modesty.

Describe yourself in one word: I am Awesome. And Beautiful. And Awesome. (I know that it said only use one word, but boundaries are for people who aren’t me.)

Other comments about self: Bad things have a tendency to follow me around because apparently, I'm just that good. In other words, the law of Universal Balance. It can be a real pain.

This is gold, my friends.

- Tom

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Kiyo:

*sigh*