In case of fire
machinehead on Oct. 30, 2011
My emergency plan for escaping my work was to
grab the office midget and toss their ass out the window. They even had
the little guy sitting right next to the window. Unfortunately he
doesn't work there anymore so I think I need to devise a new escape
plan.
ghostrunner at 12:53AM, Nov. 3, 2011
call him quick and offer him twice his salary to come back. only do this in the event of an ACTUAL fire