Elkian at 5:42AM, Jan. 20, 2009

hoo boy speaking of bleeding...

Xade at 10:58AM, May 23, 2007

lol...telepathic bird? *notices the look on bird's face*

timlight at 4:02AM, March 1, 2007

oops...double trouble

SpANG at 5:19AM, Feb. 28, 2007

FYI, Vader227 [u]is[/u] Mister Grumpy. 'Mister Grumpy', or 'Lefarcical" or 'Rico' or "Uncle Sexy'... I leave this here, because I just know you'll read it. We're onto you. Using alternate accounts is immediate grounds for banning. Thanks for making it easy. Oh, and you may be a lot of things, but professional is not one of them.

DMFox at 7:15PM, Feb. 27, 2007

*reads comments* wow, just wow...

honest at 4:37PM, Feb. 27, 2007

very cool. i would like to see it in CG.

Joff at 3:41PM, Feb. 27, 2007

Vader227: Thanks for reading. I update Monday-Wednesday-Friday

CorruptComics at 3:20PM, Feb. 27, 2007

Careful kids, if you use sarcasm against an industry pro, he tracks down your own comic and uses his mind boggling wit to undermine your hobby! Half way to SATAN!

PhoenixRises at 2:30PM, Feb. 27, 2007

SpennyJ: Agreed :D

SpennyJ at 2:07PM, Feb. 27, 2007

ok ok...sorry guys, that was a moment of madness and I assure you now that it will not happen again @joff: sorry...shamed* i just thought we were over the fighting thing...and have looked for an excuse to use that story of bush and saddam. @chelano: Thanks for not taking it the wrong way, sorry for dissing you mate...seriously @I hate dirt: if you mean my grammer and spelling mate,yea...its not my strong point. but i dont realy try when im commenting, its a rushed phase, mostly. but now that you have pointed it out, ill try harder ;) and at all the viewers and mister grumpy. I vow never to make commenting on this comic look like an argument forum. I will ignore people like mister grumpy and comment my opinion on the update. who is with me?

I Hate Dirt at 1:29PM, Feb. 27, 2007

spennyj, I hope English isn't your first language, if it is, you may want to reconsider rushing to someone's defense. all of this nonsense is taking away from the work Joff puts into this comic. the English thing applies to the penguin thing, as well.

Chelano at 1:20PM, Feb. 27, 2007

haha i was just picturing the bush and saddam thing SpennyJ. Skipping through the meadow. Someone needs to draw that.

Joff at 1:20PM, Feb. 27, 2007

SpennyJ.. Please, Chelano had a perfectly valid point.. I regretted responding the moment I did, we don't need to get all angry with each other.. I wouldn't stop, or change what I do with the comic for almost any reason. I actually have reasons for which I would stop, but they've not come to pass yet. You showed the exact point he was making.. Being angry is well within your rights, but cant help. Me and Mr. Grumpy disagree. in full public view as it happens. But that's not the point.. I'm not backing down, but I'm not pushing the issue anymore.. Maybe I can keep my dignity and any respect I got from readers

SpennyJ at 1:06PM, Feb. 27, 2007

yea... your right!, man if you were around to express your opinion in spetember of 2001, mr bush and sadam huisaine would also have been great friends, skipping merely through the medow of lilies. Bush: Hey saddam, stop being evil...please sadam: i understand why you would say that, but im not stopping bush, ok...wana come to my house for a cup of tea? saddam, : sure, but can you help me kill of this innocent vilage first? Bush: no, do that later, come to my house saddam: ok bush: thanks for listening ;) ...and so on. unfortunatly cherlano, the world is not a perfect place. shit happens. or, mister grumpy happens. and the victems...joff, have to stand their own. their is no peice, it doesnt matter the scenario. get used to it

Chelano at 12:14PM, Feb. 27, 2007

i just read all this and it crazy. I have left DD twice cause of all the anger. Why would you want to be at a place where people fight. But I always come back cause hey, I love the duck. Both Joff and Mr. Grumpy do one thing wrong. They rip on each other. It is simple. Mr. Grumpy tells his opinion....rates 1-5 (like they even matter anymore) and then Joff is suppose to read it and either comment back saying he understands his point, but doesn't agree or just ignores Mr. Grumpy. Then Mr. Grumpy can comment back and say "thanks for listening" or his Joff ignores him, he just ignores him back. The end. I have been with DD for a long time now since 2003. I admit I use to act the same way. But you realize it is not worth all of this crap. Joff: Mr. Grumpy has a right to say whatever he wants unless it is like "you suck". Mr. Grumpy: You can have your opinion but don't rip on his style because everyone needs to be original. If everyone acted and drew the same....life would be boring. Joff has a real comic cause it has people who like it and people who hate it. That makes a good comic in my eyes. Well that is my 2 cents or whatnot. Joff keep on drawing. And Mr. Grumpy maaaaybe change your username cause Mr. Grumpy doesn't sound good to a reviewer. And also get your point across but don't be so harsh. You two take care.

Drazi500 at 11:56AM, Feb. 27, 2007

Don't just Thank me...SpennyJ was involved too.

Drazi500 at 10:34AM, Feb. 27, 2007

Yes, For once i agree with Mister Grumpy...Who needs Enemys when You have an [B]ARMY TO BACK YOU UP[/B] Mister Grumpy, I have noticed that you give honest and Fair reviewS bases on Industrial Proffesional evalusations...Now can you name one? I sure can't. I'd sure love it if you give for once in your life...A fair Review to my comic as i have next to no care for your amateur Industrial views.... I also have no care for Mr Men. @Joff:Your Rock! and so does (A Quote from Harry Potter parody.) [B]Joffs Army[/B]

Hogan at 9:47AM, Feb. 27, 2007

Phoenix: Easy now, Corrupt just produced one of the best examples of sarcasm I've seen in years to Joff's defense! :D If your comment was sarcasm too... sorry!

Ozmandious at 7:12AM, Feb. 27, 2007

oh, hey, 333 the neighbor of the beast!

Rydel6 at 6:18AM, Feb. 27, 2007

The comments are AWESOME on this page. So imaginative and enthralling. It's amazing. Wait, what? There's a comic on this page too? Woah! I would have totally missed it since there's so much going on underneath it!. As always, Joff, great comic regardless of what others may say.

The Author at 6:08AM, Feb. 27, 2007

Hey Mr. Grumpy... Can you critise my comic please?

PhoenixRises at 5:19AM, Feb. 27, 2007

@CorruptComics: You sir, should look in the mirror, ass. There are no demands that I can see on here and people will do what they want not what they are told or asked to do. @Mr Grumpy: Industry Professional....yea right. If your a 'professional' then I suggest that the definition needs changed. Idiot. @Joff: Just started reading the comic, awesome work, looking forward to the next installment. Keep it up :D.

CorruptComics at 3:11AM, Feb. 27, 2007

You know Joff, Mr. Grumpy has point. You expect us to pay money every day just to read your little jokes. You beg and wine for us to buy all your worthless merchandise. You constantly are asking us to give you high ratings, vote for Life & Death in pointless polls, and even demand we submit your work to local papers in the hope that they will publish you. You demand everything that all these high profile professionals get, even though you fail to take art design classes at your local community college. You go on and on everyday how your life goal is to become the biggest known comic strip writer in the world. You fail to lay out the joke in a consistent manner as to enable all readers to understand the joke, not the enlightened few. Mr.Grumpy, like many high level professional industry professionals who go around a mass amateur webcomic hosting sites, knows when to spot a self indulgent assassin of art. You Mr. Oliver have made yourself, truly, an ass. ss.

Dragonzilla at 8:36PM, Feb. 26, 2007

Ok, Steve is waaaaaaaaaaaaay too engrossed in the fat that this bird is driving him nuts to stop and think that maybe the thing that normally hunts birds might just be around somewhere. Poor tiger if Steve misses the bird.

PinkBunny at 7:49PM, Feb. 26, 2007

to mister grumpy: and all this comes from a guy whose avatar is a picture of a diseased backside. How very professional you are mate. =D