Kou the Mad at 11:26PM, Oct. 19, 2011

ah elves, they tend to be racist......in most mediums (even in Warcraft, and in that series, they make most of the races they have seen in other mediums atypical, complete with some peaceful orcs and such)

InsaneGirl at 3:50PM, June 1, 2011

wahahahahahaha! damn, the scalp should have come with it. i don't mind elves, but the wood ones always seemed such bloody ponses xD

danendesign at 8:56PM, Aug. 28, 2010

..This is your hair.

kaitia at 2:43PM, Feb. 28, 2010

...He wasn't pretty to begin with though!Also I'm loving Steve's boss ^^

RavensaursRex at 8:16PM, Dec. 27, 2009

For all we know Bobby is a wood elf, but I somehow doubt it. Still, God could have said he was just to shut them up, then again I do like his style when it comes to smack downs.

Elkian at 10:55AM, June 22, 2009

^^ threats of *castration* are more ally's forte, but I love how He pulled it off. >< literally. Sorry.

Bear_swamp at 7:48AM, May 15, 2009

I thought he got off easy. He apparently doesn't understand who's in charge here.

claw74405 at 10:01PM, May 14, 2009

O_O he is almost as bad as the reapers X_0

IceQ at 2:39PM, May 12, 2009

lol @lulululugtgt - that is a rather interesting question... :)

Legolos229 at 6:41PM, May 11, 2009

@Neko: Pretty is in the eye of the beholder... unfortunately, those elves consider themselves quite pretty.

nekodragon at 3:32PM, May 11, 2009

Hah! Sucker! Actually, he didn't seem that pretty to begin with. I like dark elves better anyway. I think it's the dark blue skin that makes them so sexy.

lulululuqtqt at 9:13AM, May 11, 2009

It begs the question - what is Bobby?

seventy2 at 3:33PM, May 10, 2009

for a second i believed your story. holy cow, this is good.

CharleyHorse at 6:55AM, May 10, 2009

Ta-da! I just re-read the entire Life and Death archive. I thoroughly enjoyed it, too. This strip just keeps getting better and better. Well done Joff!

Krin at 10:27PM, May 9, 2009

I say 40 days. 39 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and most of 60 minutes to preach to you about your mistakes and to make a worthy entry into the Bible, and then the last split moment to own faces across 50 alternate realities.

Salsa at 7:51PM, May 9, 2009

No, in the first 1.0e-100000000000 second, God would freeze the idiots the rest would be them in horror as the Hammer of God comes smashing through reality.

Dinomaster at 3:35PM, May 9, 2009

No in the first 0.1 second he would creat a lot of acid above the elf and the next 1.9 he would watch it eat through it.

DOne25 at 2:19PM, May 9, 2009

I bet for 1.9 of those two seconds he would be yawning and thinking about the hammock on paradise island. In the last 0.1 he would sneeze and everyone would disintegrate.

Tobimaro at 12:38PM, May 9, 2009

Gravekeeper: 2 seconds? You have little faith in the Boss. ;) And we now see why Steve is such a good reaper.

Shewolf2 at 7:41AM, May 9, 2009

Oh noes, double post! Sorry...

Shewolf2 at 7:41AM, May 9, 2009

Awesome. The boss rocks!

Shewolf2 at 7:41AM, May 9, 2009

Awesome. The boss rocks!

CharleyHorse at 5:05AM, May 9, 2009

Elf management-101

hkmaly at 3:58AM, May 9, 2009

Hogan: You know, high IQ and expert knowledge doesn't automatically mean he has also some common sense. University professors can be idiots, so why not mages ?

Xade at 1:26AM, May 9, 2009

oooo! dont mess with the boss :)