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#804 - laughed off the battlefield

Joff on April 27, 2010

Not withstanding he fact that Sally is a woman and therefore every weapon she owns is, technically, a girl's weapon.. She's right, the axe I envision Steve looking at so happily is at least 40% smaller than what I'd imagine a male viking Dragonslayer's standard weapons..

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Elkian at 8:13PM, June 18, 2010

He wore the hat voluntarily, as long as you don't taunt him I doubt he'll mind.

Ozmandious at 10:17AM, May 13, 2010

but is it spray painted pink?

Ozmandious at 10:16AM, May 13, 2010

but is it spray painted pink?

RavensaursRex at 8:52PM, April 29, 2010

I doubt Steve ever met a weapon he didn't like, that and he's most likely all for gender equal death. lol

Tobimaro at 3:53PM, April 29, 2010

Steve does not get this kind of challenge every day. Of course he is going to be happy.

seventy2 at 3:46PM, April 29, 2010

but it's a Valkyrie's weapon

crimsonshaid619 at 12:56PM, April 29, 2010

I like to think Sally has a fairly open policy on lending out her tools. Sort of an "axe and you shall receive" thing.

anonymous at 12:13AM, April 29, 2010

personally I doubt that any male viking dragonslayer axe has seen as much use as Sally's axe and Steve knows where to get the best quality weapons on short notice.

Stickfodder at 5:43PM, April 28, 2010

Wait... wouldn't a smaller axe make it harder to kill a dragon? Wouldn't killing a dragon of one of those make it a bigger accomplishment? Also wouldn't needing a bigger axe to kill a dragon make the guys bigger pansies?

Randal at 10:12AM, April 28, 2010

All my WoW toons are chicks. >_> (mainly because if I'm going to be playing for an extended period I'd rather not be staring at another dude's ass.) I cite millions of dudes playing as Lara Croft as precedent. :B

Ancy_baby at 9:26AM, April 28, 2010

xD Anything sharp and pointy is good for Steve lol

Air Raid Robertson at 6:58AM, April 28, 2010

I frequently slay dragons with a girl axe. I feel that when I castrate them it adds an even higher note of emmasculation to it.

RedCast15 at 5:14AM, April 28, 2010

Well a big axe is just a big axe to someone who doesn't know

Tantz_Aerine at 3:59AM, April 28, 2010

would it matter to the dragons anyway?

Draqe at 2:12AM, April 28, 2010

my guess is that he would get happier if she told him... then he would go find a male viking dragonslayer and steal his axe

Darius Drake at 2:02AM, April 28, 2010

Does she have any Halberds? Besides, Steve wouldn't be laughed off the battlefield. He'll just kill anyone who laughs, and deal with the consequenses later. It would make his grandfather proud.