Kalagata at 9:17AM, June 3, 2014

Like Doc over at The Whiteboard. "Son, you use high explosives to make breakfast. We're amazed you made it past puberty."

ewef at 7:52PM, April 23, 2011

Steve may not exactly think things through, but he's a pretty crafty guy. I'm not surprised at all he's still alive.

Elkian at 8:15PM, June 18, 2010

Supposedly, as long as you do stupid things amusingly, you'll live...

Elkian at 8:15PM, June 18, 2010

The other Guardian Angel...

Ozmandious at 10:17AM, May 13, 2010

lol

Xade at 1:26AM, May 2, 2010

lol

Air Raid Robertson at 9:09PM, April 30, 2010

Man, could I use me an "idiot fairy".

Kaldeon at 10:06AM, April 30, 2010

"Elathna'fury" sounds remarkably close "Hell hath no fury".. If you pronounce it right.. "ell-ath-naa fury" Was that intentional?

Randal at 9:12AM, April 30, 2010

Thanks to safety equipment, there seem to be a lot more of those around. Remember the days when doing something stupid removed your genes from the evolutionary ladder? I fear for the future of humanity.

CodyPaul at 6:45AM, April 30, 2010

Sally's name is Hell Hath No Fury? Fitting, Somehow we should have known...

necrolichmon at 5:19AM, April 30, 2010

think chaos just loves messing with him.

RedCast15 at 5:10AM, April 30, 2010

This is why in magic you read nothing aloud for the first time.

magicalmisfits at 2:55AM, April 30, 2010

my son Pushes buttons to see what they do too.

Tantz_Aerine at 1:29AM, April 30, 2010

isn't it his boss? :p

Darius Drake at 12:56AM, April 30, 2010

I have an idea. Chaos noticed him when he was young, and decided that Steve was going to be interesting. Thus he made sure that Steve stayed alive until adulthood, at a point that Fate kept on restarting the Universe to.

RavensaursRex at 12:33AM, April 30, 2010

No, he just found out that dark elves are secretly fire proof. lol

ghostrunner at 11:18PM, April 29, 2010

i got one of those :D

IceQ at 10:47PM, April 29, 2010

lol