Life and Death

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#856 - Mercy, or keeping her quiet... either works

Joff on Sept. 23, 2010

It's always fun to be more knowledgeable about a topic than someone.. it allows you quite a bit of freedom

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Nanemae at 11:38PM, Nov. 24, 2010

The mage behind him knows exactly what's going on.

Elkian at 2:35PM, Nov. 21, 2010

Phoneman at 9:56AM, Sept. 29, 2010

The simplest way of making her shut the fuck up and stop acting like an idiot

Ozmandious at 5:44AM, Sept. 27, 2010

that and she has to bring him a keg a day for the entire voyage

Bestile at 2:04PM, Sept. 26, 2010

I think Pa'nthe'a has the right idea, stand very still and be quiet. She hasn't said a word since she found out he was death.

Tobimaro at 9:09AM, Sept. 26, 2010

I'd vote for the latter. It's hard to sneak up on those other dark elves if she is still screaming.

seventy2 at 11:52PM, Sept. 25, 2010

it's true.

Pipo at 9:42PM, Sept. 25, 2010

Besides Steve won't kill more than necessary; the more unneeded kills the more PAPERWORK he will face when coming back to his office. Besides he kills his sister in Law and he has to use the rowing boat again. So I'm in the lazy approach too.

Ancy_baby at 10:28AM, Sept. 25, 2010

Lol gotta love ignorance xD

giovanni at 5:19AM, Sept. 25, 2010

darius : you forgot f) all of the above

Darius Drake at 2:41AM, Sept. 25, 2010

@DBlaze: What did you think that he used against the Sea Monster? I mean, what else would you call a spell of automatic killing of those you touch when the spell completes? As for the scyth: A: Reach B: Ease of use C: Appearance;/Symbol of Position D: Lazyness E: FUN!

NightReflection at 2:31AM, Sept. 25, 2010

Awesomeness again. I can't control my temperature, but my mood does.

Xade at 1:58AM, Sept. 25, 2010

LOL! the placebo cure, very nicely done. You would be quite surprised how much control the mind has on the body. One can actually kill themselves if they believe in something strong enough. Or they can even raise, lower their temperature on demand like me, if I get too cold I just raise my body temp, too hot and I lower it. Won't work for the extreme temperatures like 100+ or under 45 but it does work most of the time. People are always surprised to see me not wearing a coat or not sweating.

NoOne at 12:17AM, Sept. 25, 2010

I recently read about an American who lived in the thirties, who was absolutely convinced that a witch doctor had cursed him. He got thinner and thinner and sicker and sicker, and was rushed to the hospital. The doctor, who realized that he would refuse to listen to reason, and would die soon if not treated, told him that the witch doctor had lured a lizard into him, and it was eating him up from the inside. The only way to get it out was to puke it out, so he gave the man something to make him throw up and a bowl to do it in. While the man was busy with this, the doctor took a small lizard he'd collected earlier, and snuck it into the bowl. "See," he told the guy, "it's out. You're fine!" The guy left the hospital, completely healthy. The point? Stupid people are remarkably easy to cure, especially when nothing's wrong with them.