Mayo

machinehead on Sept. 8, 2009

Oh no! Is Dirk going to eat all that mayo? What the hell is that pharmacist bitch up too? Is asking pointless questions like this really a productive way to spend my time?

Anyway I think that barrel of Mayo has to be a million calories. A normal person would surely have a heart attack but they finished eating that, but then again a normal person would find that gross as hell. This is Dirk we are talking about!