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Kristen Gudsnuk on Oct. 6, 2006

yay Erika!! Thanks to anyone who's read even anything– even people who, like, clicked on the wrong page by mistake and magically got here, and then left immediately, hardly giving time for the image to load. Anyone and everyone, you rock.
If you have read this message, well guess what? You are OFFICIALLY the COOLEST PERSON ALIVE.
and if by some magical magickyness, more than one person sees this page, well then you can't both be the coolest person alive— uhmm… whoever can beat up this cyber-mountain-lion wins.
Me: throws mountain lion
Mountain Lion: Hissss!
Fans: *don't exist*
Mountain Lion: aww, man. This sucks. I'm going somewhere with a better nightlife.
(sheiBe… I just gave myself a comment, and muted it. Does self-muting damage me in any sort of way?)