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j1ms1xeven on Oct. 16, 2017

DON'T GRAB him or push and pull him as you would with a sturdier device. Just pointing him in the right direction and nudging his buttocks with a fingernail will usually suffice. DO LOAD him up on strong coffee and give him a scare beforehand to give him the “shakes.” And DO REMEMBER that death-by-Kegel is generally frowned upon by the legal system and voids your warranty.