Chapter 1 – Page 28
TheGhost on Feb. 2, 2012
Panel 4: The vampire shown here isn’t based on any particular character. The one carrying the human, however, could be either Buffy it’s common knowledge among vampire fans that they don’t need to use the bathroom, unless it’s to take a bath (probably to rinse off all the blood). Then again, some vampires are seen eating human food. This would mean they would have a need for toilet paper. The vampires I write about, on the other hand, can’t ingest human food, and their bodies waste nothing when it comes to blood. Thus no need for ‘da TP. So you’ve probably heard the saying, “Do bears shit in the woods?” Well, my reverse to that, “Do vampires shit?” No, my friend, they do not.
(I can’t believe I went on that long about vampires and toilet paper.)
Additional Thought: “Do werewolves shit in the woods?” Why yes, yes they do.
Locoma at 9:24PM, Feb. 5, 2012
lol, I'm on his side this time. No more contemporary tv and movie vampire bullshit!
PaulEberhardt at 12:03PM, Feb. 3, 2012
Too true! Too true! ... I guess it sometimes positively sucks to be a vampire these days. ;)
Negima at 6:35AM, Feb. 3, 2012
I don't get how "Being a vampire" is based on social perception.
man in black at 7:26PM, Feb. 2, 2012
would rather die than be a 'Sparkly Vampire'
SarahN at 3:42PM, Feb. 2, 2012
The vampire looking at the toilet paper killed me. XD *cringe* Geh, after being reminded of how vampires are in recent years, I say "Slaughter on, Luke."
ayesinback at 3:31PM, Feb. 2, 2012
there's a silly amount of contradictory vampire myth. Luke is just trying to clarify. btw, Luke? I make no claims to vampirehood
Luisina222 at 2:07PM, Feb. 2, 2012
That fourth panel made me like even more Luke, Damn! These modern vampires are such a ladies!
Banes at 11:19AM, Feb. 2, 2012
'don't judge me' ...hahahaha
God of War at 9:55AM, Feb. 2, 2012
That's a clever way to make me feel sympathy for the psychopath.
Kou the Mad at 9:34AM, Feb. 2, 2012
i suddenly don't see him as evil anymore.
Ozmandious at 7:57AM, Feb. 2, 2012
yep, these so called 'modern' vampires are wimps
Rntbprz at 4:29AM, Feb. 2, 2012
vampires are not pettable, they do not sparkle, they only protect humans for their own reasons, want to see a real vampire? look at dracula and William the Bloody(aka Spike)
KaguyaMegami at 1:33AM, Feb. 2, 2012
@Spikes right on
Spikes at 12:46AM, Feb. 2, 2012
I stake any vampire that sparkles. I am sure he would agree thats a good thing.