Spectacles, Testicles, Wallet, and Watch

MrGazpacho on July 30, 2007

Hello, folks! Have a comic!

Friday, I'll put up something special for Halloween, and then the story will pick back up again next Tuesday. S'aright? S'aright.

So, this is my my last update from Texas! Bright and early tommorrow morning (Wednesday) I'm getting on that big, white bird and heading back home to Ohio. The updates shouldn't falter any assuming the plane I'm in doesn't crash and I perish in a giant fireball of death. I'm trying to assume this.

I actually have no real fear of flying. I've done it enough to where it's just a relaxing experience for me. Recently, I was in Fort Worth for a weekend, though, and I listened to the radio program “This American Life”. They were talking about how there are certain people who simply cannot help but bawl and cry if they watch an in-flight movie. They said it was involuntary and maybe had something to do with being so many feet above your inhibited life, and it seemed okay to cry. I think they're just wussies. They need a gut punchin'. BAM!

Anyway, take it easy, and I'll talk to you guys from a different computer come Friday.

Good bye, Texas. You prick of a state, you. You and your Republicans.

-JS