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spoonybelle on June 25, 2008

blarg im ded. I'll get it right one of these days. Anyway, Eric cannot wash the stench of failure from his skin. Speaking of fan-service, there was this total weirdo in my one class (a neckbearded /b/tard who thinks he's god's gift to women, as I later learned) who for some reason was discussing vampires and zombies with me. I opined that zombies are, in fact, disgusting, and he nerd-raged (like, seriously yelling at me in anger) about how “the modern interpretation of the European vampire is nothing more than a sex symbol with fangs! Why don't you go research some REAL vampires like the Nosferatu?!” I calmly informed him that I had written my senior thesis paper in high school on vampire mythology throughout various cultures in history and he got all butthurt. Uhh, yeah, vampires are hot.

To be honest, I don't like having Eric angst about being a vampire. I don't think he does it as much later on. Nm needs to be totally rewritten anyway though.