28- Tooth

Sad Vegetable on Sept. 7, 2010

This didn't really happen.
But I am about to lose a tooth.
Everyone's like, “THAT'S SO FUCKING GROSS, YOU MUST NOT BRUSH YOUR TEETH.”
I almost punched some chick in the face, but I explained to her that not everybody loses their teeth, and that losing it later in life means that you have very strong roots.
AND YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
THAT BITCH.