The solution

strixvanallen on May 24, 2015

I'm not sorry for the bad, bad pun.
I'M SO BUSY I DON'T EVEN
Luckily,
I had translated it some time ago, so I can prove to you that I AM
alive. Not as alive as I wanted, but decently alive. Next week, I'll
meet my TA to decide things about my dissertation defense. I'll probably
be off from everything internet after that until the critical date.
I'll keep you informed.