- Update
- Velvet Finale
- A Whole New Case
- He finally said it!
- Shared Memories
- Cheers, Labrys
- Dinner Prep
- Hunger Arcana
- Missed Calls
- Pyro Jack
- Liar Liar
- Malevolent Escapee
- Words with Fiends
- So once again, the day...is saved!
- Malevolent Monologue
- Malevolent Entity
- Eikichi Mishina
- Copper Wired
- P3MC vs. Aigis
- Breaching the Labrysrinth
- Job Offer
- And the champion is...
- Shadow vanquished
- Belladonna vs. Eriko
- Shin Megami Tensei IV
- Deus es Machinattendant
- Takaya Maya
- Meat your Match
- Hades
- Chidori Yoshino
- Birth of Miss President
- Happy Birthday, Me!
- Escape Plan
- It's partially awake.
- Scientists Used Bind
- Guilt Machine
- Passed Away Aggresive
- Sparks are Flying
- Great Bawl
- Bad News Bots
- Backtraced File
- Wicked Winner
- Is it Seymour Butts?
- Rejected!
- Releasing the Brain
- Plume of D'oh
- Puppy Parade
- Hunger Games
- Everything seems Norm
- What a Twist
- The Big Reveal
- Odysseus
- Joined Together
- Losing Followers
- Sticky Situation
- USB Sword
- Bad Reception
- Durga
- Farewell to Dreams
- Menage a Awkward
- The Android's Shadow
- Memory Spark
- Reunited
- Bosom Buddies
- Medea
- You mean it's not Miss President?
- Io
- Maybe it's Pazuzu
- Knighty Knight
- Psyche
- Distract Attack
- Dream on, Miss President
- Tournament Entry
- Guns aren't Toys
- Put my hands up
- Yukari Takeba
- Reach out for the Vermouth
- Miss(ing) President
- Better Left Unsaid
- Hypnos
- Bear Boxing
- Acceptance Speechless
- Bridal Shower
- Baofu vs. Metis
- Brawn vs. Bot
- Hell hath no Fury
- Yu gotta run
- Yu got Moves
- Smooth like Velvet
- Devil Summoner: Soul Hackers
- Carnal Carnage
- Orpheus
- Left Out Right
- General Announcement
- Solo Dissin'
- Boobs are made for walkin'
- The Gangs all Here
- Jack Frost
- Goofy Glasses
- Dashing Through the Snow
- Fool Arcana
- <Insert Joke Here>
- Recap Attack
- Hooray for Nepotism
- Cloak and Stagger
- Guess who's baaaaack
- What are Yu talking about?
- I totally remember Yu
- Midnight Panel
- Going into Rehirement
- Phone Tag
- Hors D'oeuvres on Hold
- Kitchen Vent
- Dojima Dialogue
- Nanakonfused
- Who are Yu?
- Leather Cover Story
- Off to Dreamland
- Status Report
- Quite the Yarn
- Jog your Memory
- Channel Surfing
- My Larynx!
- Business Class
- Meanwhile, thousands of miles away... (Persona 2: Eternal Punishment)
- Ghost in the Machine
- A Hard Day's Night
- Naoto Shiro-gone
- Call in Reinforcements
- Back Attack
- Yukino Mayuzumi
- Pick Your Poison
- The Briefing
- Artemisia
- Are You Afraid of the Dark?
- Persona 4TW Add-On
- Fondest Farewells
- End Credits
- Sweetieookums
- Ready to Go?
- A Whole New World
- Izanagi-no-Okami
- Helping Hands
- Izanami-No-Okami
- Izanami
- Shutup and fight me!
- Fear my Floatiness
- Orb of Short Sightedness
- Gender Differences
- Letter of the Law
- Burger Time
- Ayane Matsunaga
- Ai Ebihara
- Shu Nakajima
- Sayoko Uehara
- Eri Minami
- Hisano Kuroda
- Naoki Konishi
- Daisuke Nagase and Kou Ichijio
- Fox
- Ryotaro and Nanako Dojima
- Margaret
- Naoto Shirogane
- Chie Satonaka
- Rise Kujikawa
- Kanji Tatsumi
- Yukiko Amagi
- Yosuke Hanamura and Teddie
- The Dojima Ultimatum
- Persona 4: The Ultimate in Mayonaka Arena
- Devil Survivor 2
- Cake Loss
- Christmas Wrapped Up
- With Violet Light!
- Text-mas
- JUDGMENT RANK 10
- Judgment Rank 9
- Ameno-Sagiri
- The Savior of Jack
- Magatsu-Izanagi
- EMPRESS RANK 10
- I <3 Cheating
- Empress Rank 9
- Let the Games Begin
- TOWER RANK 10
- DEVIL RANK 10
- Empress Rank 8
- Devil Rank 9
- Tower Rank 9
- Empress Rank 7
- DEATH RANK 10
- Tower Rank 8
- Devil Rank 8
- Kashiwagi's a Fan
- Judgment Rank 8
- Proper Motive
- Judgment Rank 7
- Judgment Rank 6
- Kamui
- Not gonna Sugarcoat it
- STAR RANK 10
- Judgment Rank 5
- Penny Loafers
- Red Handed Blue Collar
- Judgment Rank 4
- Bupkus
- All Day Invesigation
- Judgment Rank 3
- Judgment Rank 2
- The Diabolical Box
- Plan B
- Form Plan B and...
- As if someone gently rapping...
- Cut Off
- Fist Bump to Face
- Dr. Scholl's Revisited
- In the Abyss
- Judgment Rank 1
- FOOL RANK 10
- Cooking up Trouble with Taro Namatame
- Nama-Tagged
- The Interrogation begins...
- Secret Weapon
- Dr. Scholls
- Scotch Free
- Voodoo Dancing
- Hearing Aid
- Fooled Ya
- Exams Day 5
- Exams Day 4
- Exams Day 3
- Exams Day 2
- Exams Day 1
- Hospital Visit
- Tower Rank 7
- Devil Rank 7
- Tower Rank 6
- Daily Bro-a-thon
- Endless Runner
- Cobblerin' Time
- Goofing Off
- Finally saw it
- Tower Rank 5
- Devil Rank 6
- Class Clown
- STRENGTH RANK 10
- Yamato-Takeru
- Fortune Rank 9
- Death Rank 9
- Kanzeon (Edge of Glory)
- Devil Rank 5
- MOON RANK 10
- Fortune Rank 8
- Fortune Rank 7
- Star Rank 9
- But make him uncomfy
- Kunino-Sagiri
- But...it works on idiots
- Pure Imagination
- Fool Rank 9
- If you need anything call...someone else
- Road Rage
- The Rapture is Here
- Heads I'm Right, Tails You're Wrong
- Where's the Punchline?
- Mother Nature vs. Nurture
- Chips Ahoy
- It is hard to think of another word...
- Misfit Missed It
- Kotatsu-cks to be You
- Tower Rank 4
- Fortune Rank 6
Fortune Rank 5
- Masked Circle
- TEMPERANCE RANK 10
- More Boobs
- Star Rank 8
- Not at all Exposition
- Hotel Cali-Bore-nia
- And the winner is...
- Leave it to Yukiko
- Alice in Punderland
- Makeup Text
- Crystal Boobies
- Hunted House
- Rosebud was the Sled
- Group Date Caf-Hey Hey
- Eye of the Beer Holder
- Eye of the Beholder
- Fortune Rank 4
- Fortune Rank 3
- JUSTICE RANK 10
- Fortune Rank 2
- Rokuten-Mao
- Fortune Rank 1
- Magic Sandwich Land
- Moon Rank 9
- Author's Motives
- dont rescue anymore
- Emperor Rank 9
- Exams Day 5
- Exams Day 4
- Exams Day 3
- HIEROPHANT RANK 10
- Death Rank 8
- Exams Day 2
- Exams Day 1
- Emperor Rank 8
- Kitchen Vent
- Star Rank 7
- Temperance Rank 9
- Susano-O
- Tower Rank 3
- Star Rank 6
- Re: Jected
- Check, Please
- Fool Rank 8
- Hush now Four Sides
- Empress Rank 6
- SUN RANK 10
- HANGED MAN RANK 10
- Death Rank 7
Tower Rank 2
- Government Hooker
- Moon Rank 8
- Emperor Rank 7
- Hanged Man Rank 9
- Sun Rank 9
- Hierophant Rank 9
- Death Rank 6
- Strength Rank 9
- Death Rank 5
- Moon Rank 7
- Hanged Man Rank 8
- Tower Rank 1
- Hanged Man Rank 7 (Persona 2: Innocent Sin)
- Temperance Rank 8
- Death Rank 4
- Don't Drink and Drive
- Sukuna Hikona
- Shadow Naoto
- What a Twist
- I guess I shouldn't touch
- Justice Rank 9
- Temperance Rank 7
- Spoiler Warning
- Make you Laugh, Make you Think
- Let the Journey Begin
- Empress Rank 5
- Fox Hole
- Amaterasu
- Cheese It!
- Mystery Masterpiece Interview
- Temperance Rank 6
- Death Rank 3
- Down by the River Bank
- "Fed" Up
- KINGS GAME!!!
- Buzz Killington
- Teddie explains it ALL
- Star Rank 5
- Chihiro Fushimi
- Emperor Rank 6
- He's right, you know
- Sun Rank 8
- Hierophant Rank 8
- Suzuka Gongen
- Death Rank 2
- Money Honey
- Empress Rank 4
- Soon...
- Short 'n Snobby
Your Hat is Stupid
- Seedy 'n Seedless
- Justice Rank 8
- Emperor Rank 5
Persona 4: Golden & Ultimate
- Procrasti Nayton
- Emperor Rank 4
- HERMIT RANK 10
- Beautiful, Dirty, Rich
- Go _____ in the _____ _____
- Emperor Rank 3
- The Fame (Devil Survivor: Overclocked)
- Magician Rank 9
- Big Prize Win
- Summer Time Super Fun
- Junes
- Your
- At
- Great
- Everydays
- Hierophant Rank 7
- Death Rank 1
- Sushi Party Tonight
- Bad Romance
- All for One, None for All
- Justice Rank 7
- Pass the Word
- Paparazzi
- Temperance Rank 5
- Eh eh
- Hermit Rank 9
- Temperance Rank 4 (Drink Peace Tea)
- Magician Rank 8
- Priestess Rank 9
- Chariot Rank 9
Magician Rank 7
- Iron Chef: Omelette
- Star Rank 4
- Served with a nice Chianti
- Killer Kapture
- Shadow Mitsuo
- I'm a Loser, Baby!
- 1987
- Himiko
- Empress Rank 3
- Temperance Rank 3
- Devil Rank 4
- Hermit Rank 8
- Fool Rank 7
- Stray Sheep (Star Rank 3)
- Sun Rank 7
- Strength Rank 8
- Speechless
- Telephone
- Exams Day 4
- Exams Day 3
- Exams Day 2
- Exams Day 1
- Hierophant Rank 6
- Temperance Rank 2
- Strength to Study
- Justice Rank 6
- Temperance Rank 1
- Devil Rank 3
- Magician Rank 6
- Devil Rank 2
- Priestess Rank 8
- Justice Rank 5
- 200 Eyes
- I've got two D's in her class...
- Fool Rank 5 AND 6
- Left Left Down Rotate 32 Degress
- It's Vanilluxe
- ck
- Candleja
- The Victim was...
- A Disturbing Call
- Empress Rank 2
- Hermit Rank 7
- Devil Rank 1
- Moon Rank 6
- Hanged Man Rank 6
- Hanged Man Rank 5
- Hanged Man Rank 4
- Hierophant Rank 5
- Emperor Rank 2
Hermit Rank 6
Justice Rank 4
- Strength Rank 7
- Moon Rank 5
- Hanged Man Rank 3
- Hanged Man Rank 2
- Hermit Rank 5
- Bologna
- Kintoki Douji
- Shadow Teddie
- Ergo Naught Stuff
- Prologue
- Shadow Rise
- Coming soon to Lifetime
- I like the Comics Funny
- Hanged Man Rank 1
- Star Rank 1
- Rise Midnight Channel
- Ya Done Goofed
- Chasing Time
- Steak Out
- Tofu P.U.
- To-Phooey on You
- With the Digital Copy
- Sun Rank 6
- Just a Hunch
- Well we know she has them
- Magician Rank 5
- Rock Bottom
- Sure Fire Plan
- played by Danny DeVito
- Homofearbia
- She's really really fat...
- Not Currying My Favor
- Has 'em on Speed Dial
- Moon Rank 4
- Hermit Rank 4
- Priestess Rank 7
- Re-Jumping the Shark
- Priestess Rank 6
- Emperor Rank 1
- Those Little Scamps
- Hierophant Rank 4
- What the Health?
- Sun Rank 5
- Staring at the Sun
- Boob Tube
- Fool Rank 4
- Chariot Rank 8
- Key'd Off
- Hermit Rank 3
- Sun Rank 4
Moon Rank 3
- Priestess Rank 5
- Priestess Rank 4
- Valid Receipt
- Chariot Rank 7
- Moon Rank 2
- Hierophant Rank 3
- Priestess Rank 3
- Priestess Rank 2
- Hierophant Rank 2
- Chariot Rank 6
- Chariot Rank 5
- Cop Out
- Take-Mikazuchi
- Shadow Kanji
- Innuendo
- Saunic Speed
- Strength Rank 6
- Hermit Rank 2
- Moon Rank 1
- Strength Rank 5
- Empress Rank 1
- Justice Rank 3
- Strength Rank 4
- Fool Rank 3
- Mercury Levels
- And we cut to...
- Judge by the Cover
- Priestess Rank 1
- Operation: Funny Comic Title
- A Boy Without a Winkle!?
- ...What?
- Who's that POKEMON!?
- Artists MS Paint Rendition
- Sun Rank 3
- Exams Day 3
- Exams Day 2
- Exams Day 1
- Chariot Rank 4
- Justice Rank 2
- Hierophant Rank 1
- Chariot Rank 3
- What, no Bourbon?
- Hermit Rank 1
- Chariot Rank 2
- Justice Rank 1
- 42nd Best Comic
Chienied
- I'm Booked Up
- Gonna miss you
- Fool Rank 2
- Over a decade too late
- Sun Rank 2
- WHERE'S THE CAN OPENER!?
- Konohana Sakuya
- Shadow Yukiko
- DethrOWN'D!
- Nimbusted 2000
- Sun Rank 1
- Magician Rank 4
- Strength Rank 3
- Magician Rank 3
- Strength Rank 2
- Magician Rank 2
- Strength Rank 1
- Chariot Rank 1
- Fool Rank 1
- Tomoe
- Shadow Chie
- Green Sweatered Monster
- Teddie Drop
- Under my Clothes
- Weapons R Us
- Confiscated
- Princess Yukiko
- Nothing up my Sleeve
- Called Inn
- Magician Rank 1
- News to Me
- Imatater
- Sugar my own Churro
- Teddie explains it all
- Jiraiya
- Shadow Yosuke
- Smashing Things
- Inside the Liquor Shop
- Izanagi!
- I am Thou
- The Shadows...are coming...
- Glasses
- Teddie PAWNCH!
- Thought this Through
- Go Get 'em Yosuke
- Grim News
- Oh Snap
- Cool Down Time
- Are you sure that's Misuzu Hiiragi?
- Midnight Panel
- Exploring the TV
- Studio Magic
- Into the Void
- Unplug
- Persona 2: Tsumi
- Tall Tales
- This Show Sucks
- Knock Knock
- Dojima Facepalm
- You-Suck-Eh
- Everyday's Great at your Junes
- Local Delicacy
- Yosuke-tron 3000
- Technical Difficulties
- C.S.I. Inaba
- Tour of Inaba
- Tour Guides
- Grab hold of those assets
- Amagi Challenge
- Yogurta Stay Put
- Mr. DeMorooka
- Bike to Schooled
- Raw Toast
- Sweet dreams are made of Sandwiches
- Called off Duty
- Pit Stop
- Your Photo
- Dun Dun Dunnnnnnn
- Great Excuse
- On the Train
- Boobs Sell
- Igor's Minibar
- Cover Page
Guns aren't Toys
Strain42 on May 8, 2013
This was one of the earlier jokes I ever had written for the series. I knew I wanted some character to explode at Naoto for this, and Akihiko ended up being a good choice because of his last line here.
Strain42 at 1:13PM, May 8, 2013
Oh man, these comments are great. You guys made my day.
dracos at 6:20AM, May 8, 2013
"Ya dumb broad..."
natchu0805 at 4:16AM, May 8, 2013
Naoto is better than Revolver Jesus, anyway. Be thankful, Akihiko.
Alpharon at 3:53AM, May 8, 2013
Akihiko's such a pansy... I mean, what? Is his skeleton made of cookies?
Maple Man at 3:32AM, May 8, 2013
Hey Akihiko, that fairly androgynous dumbass has a voice you want to have sex with.