willfreedo at 8:05AM, April 1, 2009

lol yeah anon, its actually the 3rd wall or column so u got pwnt, u cant count, worse than count chocula Holy shit, have you noticed a "Count" as in a nobel man is like the verb "count?

anonymous at 11:17PM, April 15, 2008

That totally IS the PU version of the Paleman!

TH89 at 2:10AM, April 13, 2008

He's sticking out of the panel. The edge of the panel is not "the fourth wall" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_wall

anonymous at 1:45AM, April 13, 2008

"lol @ Anonymous pretending to know what "breaking the fourth wall" means" What? He is. Literally.

TH89 at 11:26PM, April 12, 2008

lol @ Anonymous pretending to know what "breaking the fourth wall" means also, this is pretty bad. I was with you guys at the beginning, but I guess I didn't realize how seriously you were taking this...

Whaaaaaaaaat at 9:18PM, April 12, 2008

What happens when a Nintendo loving DORK steps out of his parents basement into the world - really, how could he possibly react when suddenly faced with the entirety of it's comic nakedness and absurdity? Dorkwinkle is truly a modern day Don Quixote.

anonymousposterchild at 1:10PM, April 12, 2008

THOU HAST CREATED AN EPIC TO RIVAL BEOWULF

anonymous at 1:06PM, April 12, 2008

The last anonymous guy here He acts as if He's never read Powerup before. Loooooser. "Oh, flaws, flaws flaws" What a chode.

anonymous at 11:25AM, April 12, 2008

Oh, flaws, flaws flaws: -The two characters are moving.(check out the background) -The monster(were you trying to draw the Paleman?) has two claws on one hand and three on the other. -Everyone floats in the second panel. -Dorkwinkle's teeth switch sides in the last panel(oh god the laziness). -DW's head isn't attached in panel one. -As stated before, the monster is DISTINCTLY breaking the fourth wall in panel two. There. Now I've spent more time listing the PROBLEMS in this comic than you have spent MAKING it. Fix things. Don't be so lazy. Actually try.

anonymous at 10:48AM, April 12, 2008

What did the internet ever do to you?

Hillside_Loafer at 10:26AM, April 12, 2008

I hope it doesn't end here already!

Feghoot at 9:05AM, April 12, 2008

:(

Shadowfan at 9:04AM, April 12, 2008

Oh Dorkwinkle, you will never be a good hero!

anonymous at 8:50AM, April 12, 2008

Oh wow you tilted a pose,amazing how it doesn't stay inside the lines.

jauntx at 8:18AM, April 12, 2008

oh dear the drama the excitement the tension where is it?

Fluffy Snot Monster at 3:20AM, April 12, 2008

I don't get it.

Custard Trout at 12:39AM, April 12, 2008

Also, I really like the title of today's update. It's informative, but without giving too much away.

Custard Trout at 12:37AM, April 12, 2008

Yes, you are the best at all genres.

kroner at 12:07AM, April 12, 2008

the monster is cunning.

Jalen_66 at 10:42PM, April 11, 2008

Oh lord, more of the lameness. End these shitfests of comics, please.

ysqure3 at 10:13PM, April 11, 2008

Rofl what a dork

agentseth at 10:04PM, April 11, 2008

The first to say that this comic really, really fucking sucks.