CoolEpicGamerBigDick at 6:29PM, June 12, 2023

Defend your honor shad man don’t let that girl gamer own you epic style!!!

Lies and Ugly Hugs at 12:06PM, Aug. 24, 2015

Harkovast is starting to get it.

harkovast at 7:47AM, March 18, 2009

OH WOW! OH WOW! This joke is SOOOO funny! You see everyone thinks girls cant play video games, see? With me so far! But shadow just lost at a game to a HOT GIRL! LOL! ROFLMAO! FOGHSLOFHSKEOLLML! And other nonsense combinations of letters! Losing to a girl! How hillarious! The genius of it alL! truely you have taken my expectations and inverted them entirely! My world will never be the same again.

willfreedo at 10:11AM, Dec. 25, 2008

wooo ! she can handel her self

willfreedo at 10:11AM, Dec. 25, 2008

wooo ! she can handel her self

Wesc at 10:51AM, June 14, 2008

Still crap.

MPD51 at 5:22PM, Feb. 18, 2008

So why didn't you pull the gun out on her? You seem to be big on that. Say, that gun wouldn't be a symbol for the missing "Shadow Junior", would it?

sympathetic at 10:40PM, Jan. 25, 2008

Still shit. what the fuck does she mean by "so when do you grow yours?" in response to "this is a mans sport you know. for men. with dicks" are you possibly implying that you intend to grow more than one dick? is stroking one dick simply not enough for you shadow?

Eight_Bit_ Darkling at 7:15PM, Dec. 25, 2007

Shadow don't let that girl let you down! I'm sure you have dicks a-plenty! ...if you want--if you want i'll corroborate? TELL ME THE TIME AND THE PLACE, SHADOW, I'M THERE!!!

ShodowGamer at 4:31AM, Dec. 25, 2007

Are you implying that woman has something you don't in the comic?

ShodowGamer at 4:30AM, Dec. 25, 2007

You love it in the ass, why do you imply this woman has a penis?

anonymousposterchild at 6:15PM, Dec. 24, 2007

Oddly enough, SirGray, this ISN'T sexist. We see a character acting in a sexist manner, and getting his comeuppance. If anything, this is a manual AGAINST sexism.

SirGray at 2:39PM, Dec. 24, 2007

sexist fucker

Drasnus at 2:32PM, Dec. 24, 2007

You couldn't even colour in his eyes right to make his upside down smirk more convincing.

gargoyle_slaYer_ at 1:18PM, Dec. 24, 2007

there controllers are diffeent hithink they are playing different games???? and why is she player two if shes on the left???this is confusing and you should fix it b4 you get complaints

Demynx at 8:11PM, Dec. 23, 2007

How old are you?!

ShadowGamer at 5:58PM, Dec. 23, 2007

I think they're from one of those forums with all the flamers.

zaneeba_slave at 4:08PM, Dec. 23, 2007

oh. It isnt? Then why is it only here that there are almost 500 eightbitdarklings?

Felius at 4:02PM, Dec. 23, 2007

Finkalda, you know you got a point. I'm starting to think that NOTHING can be as bad as this webcomic, and therefore it's a parody, with a complete roleplay for the part of the actors. But them I remember this is the internet.

no_ones_puppet at 12:43PM, Dec. 23, 2007

That's not the only forum. Try harder and maybe you wouldn't get trolled so much. I'm not trying to be mean or anything, just try a bit harder.

finkalda at 12:16PM, Dec. 23, 2007

Powerup is probably the best parody of terrible gaming webcomics ever.

ShadowGamer at 11:20AM, Dec. 23, 2007

That is NOT me copying names. I SWEAR.

zaneeba_slave at 10:48AM, Dec. 23, 2007

I am flabbergasted that you are in the top ten!

zaneeba_slave at 10:40AM, Dec. 23, 2007

ok. The fact that you are copying people's names is ticking me off. you get a one.

soulcelshade at 9:25AM, Dec. 23, 2007

...it was okay.