deltaT at 8:58PM, July 12, 2009

Hmmmm...I think this one is too deep for me....

willfreedo at 3:37PM, March 29, 2009

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SO FUNNY AND RANDOM XDXDXD

Necrophia at 8:27AM, April 14, 2008

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SO FUNNY AND RANDOM XDXDXD Why don't you try to be funny?

CheezNapkin at 12:48PM, Feb. 24, 2008

Yeah, I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me. SCHOOLY Are you interested in walking in a leafy glade?

Sir Crimson at 11:08PM, Feb. 18, 2008

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cheese monkey z0r! this comic is so random and funny! i texted it to my girlfriend and she agrees!? almost as funny as dane cook! lovee that guy lol

7384395948urhfdjfrueruieieueue at 9:41AM, Feb. 17, 2008

Fuck fuck fuck this made me lol. D:

LambSkull5 at 7:03PM, Feb. 16, 2008

No need to get testy, humorguy. And it wasn't very random, seeing as how you quoted the same episode of Xavier twice in the same set of comments. But we're all friends here, humordude.

anonymous at 7:01PM, Feb. 16, 2008

Take out the random part, that describes the comic perfectly.

humorman at 6:34PM, Feb. 16, 2008

First of all, I was making an example of randomness, not humor. Second of all, it's humorMAN. Third of all, for ShadowGamer's sake, he'd better bring on the FUNNY, because he's slipping in the rankings! falling... | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | V into obscurity

LambSkull5 at 5:12PM, Feb. 16, 2008

Quoting people who are funnier than you just doesn't make you funny humorfella. Sorry. And as for the comic, I'm not too keen on this random stuff, I'd quite like to see more story lines like that Gamerland arc. It lets you show off your writing chops.

humorman at 3:18PM, Feb. 16, 2008

Random? Pfft... more like lantern. Green Lantern! As a member of the Justice League of the Justice, in the name of justice, he serves the Earth... a giant pizza! Yes, at Domino's order three large pizzas and get the fifth one half off! For the nearest Pizza Hut near you, call 1-800-555-7373-87-65-4-3-2-1-BLAST OFF! The space shuttle took off in the night with its rocket boosters aflame. A flame, a flame is all it takes to start a massive wildfire. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires, and remember, only you can cut the shortest wires, because if you don't then the bomb will detonate! Tick, tock! You only have five seconds to disarm the bomb. Four seconds! Three seconds!! Two!!! One!!!! BZZZZTTTTT!!! Times up, pencils down. Now what we have we learned today class? The moral of today is that being upside-down on a couch is NOT random. Xavier, however, is: "You look so superficial, you probably judge things by their physical appearance. Oh yeah? Your mom's so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. You're about as deep as a bowl of SOUP, and your tongue is about as sharp as a SOUP spoon! Hey, say what you want about me, but lay off the SOUP. If you love SOUP so much, why don't you marry SOUP? Because I'm already married... to justice!"

ysqure3 at 11:17AM, Feb. 16, 2008

Man, humorman, you just suck. Powerup rocks balls. Footshot is hilarious. It's gonna be my new favorite meme.

blindfold at 9:43AM, Feb. 16, 2008

5 you guys just dont know how to aprecaite a punchline

jauntx at 8:17AM, Feb. 16, 2008

I have to admit, I kinda chuckled at "footshot"

josilot at 7:57AM, Feb. 16, 2008

@humorman: we were having a contest?

anonymous at 11:29PM, Feb. 15, 2008

(Below) Ha...

humorman at 10:44PM, Feb. 15, 2008

Random? Pfft... more like tandem. Tandem bicycle! Yep, I owned one roughly sixteen months ago. I used it to travel across the nation over global terrain with it. Unfortunately, due to the horrific recession caused by the hyperinflation of the NASDAQ and the DOW of the NYSE, my tandem bike had to be traded in for a phantom knight. This ghostly knight haunted my mansion for nearly a century when I discovered the secrets of Seacrest, Ryan Seacrest on American Idol -- airs at 8 am only on FOX! Fox McCloud of the StarFox Squad must defeat the evil Andross in the classic title StarFox. Use your space fighter to zip and glide through space as you attempt to accomplish your goal of exploding the death star, but don't forget to use the force! Force equals acceleration times mass. Always remember to attend mass on the Sabbath. Always remember to take a bath. Always remember to use your math. In conclusion, my randomness trumps your randomness. In the immortal words of Xavier: "You snoze, lose. You sleept, you weept. You nap-a, you get slap-a. You slumber, a cucumber." AND "When God was passing out insight, you thought he said that when God was passing out holy prophets, you thought he said oily faucets, which is why your soul has diarrhea of the mouth -- faucet!"