CoolEpicGamerBigDick at 2:58AM, June 14, 2023

I bet Francis puts the Wii in his ass. And did you know that the “w” in George W bush stands for “wretard”?

deltaT at 9:26PM, July 14, 2009

Oooo...George Bush is GAY!

Leo The cat at 4:28PM, April 14, 2008

Um...I don't suck at mario galaxy How could ANYONE suck at a frikken kids game???? you dont suck YOU CANT TURN THE GAME ON THAT GAME IS FUCKING HARD AND SONIC FOR 360 donest suck

Rowsen at 5:33AM, April 6, 2008

http://www.truthandbeautybombs.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=13204 The truth is revealed!

Leo The cat at 3:42PM, April 4, 2008

mario gaxley is hard dude

anonymous at 11:31AM, March 16, 2008

why does a game have to be normal? you like mortal kombat and ninja gaiden, which arent excatly "normal"

ysqure3 at 7:15PM, March 14, 2008

It's like hating Sonic the Hedgehog for his shitty XBox 360 game. No, it's like hating Sonic the Hedgehog for being an obnoxious asshole even in his heyday, and then for making a billion shitty three-dee games that all suck dick. Especially Tails' and Knuckles Stupid Shitty Adventure.

anonymous at 8:26AM, March 13, 2008

Sorry I didn't check back in a while, I have a life you know. Dali is only one of the MANY examples. It's like hating Sonic the Hedgehog for his shitty XBox 360 game.

Megadudex1 at 11:06AM, March 12, 2008

This "Halo 3" game is so stupid. I mean, a guy in green armor killing aliens? Not exactly "normal!"

night_templar at 12:06PM, March 9, 2008

Your silence is more telling than any confirmation or denial

night_templar at 9:06PM, March 8, 2008

Dali also supported Hitler's Nazi party. Do you support Hitler's Nazi party, Mr Anonymous?

sydjoyce at 1:47PM, March 8, 2008

John lennon never married a dude.

ysqure3 at 7:32AM, March 8, 2008

Also I'm pretty sure The Beatles were gay. Didn't John Lennon marry a dude?

LambSkull5 at 11:59PM, March 7, 2008

Salvador Dali had several strong homosexual tendencies, and was said to be (and may have admitted to being) in love with a very close male companion of his. Does that make his art bad? No, the man was a genius. It just means that you shouldn't spout off when you have no knowledge of someones background. Rube.

anonymous at 11:46PM, March 7, 2008

Timeless classic eh? Yeah fuckin' right. Calling imagination gay is like calling Salvador Dali, or Picasso, or The Beatles gay. This comic seems to have brainless monkeys writing it, because it's always the same goddamn jokes over and over and fucking over. In fact, I can guess what'll happen in the next comic: - Dorkwinke is "wrong" about something and gets shot - Lame "gay" joke - Jack Thompson joke - Bush joke - "Alix" and Shadow get on with their "relationship" - Shadow tries to be original by thinking up another boring storyline - He writes a comic against how "mean we are to him" - Or, if he feels like amusing me, he'll write a rant against me. End of comment. Contradict me if you dare.

ShadowGamer at 9:30PM, March 7, 2008

Um...I don't suck at mario galaxy How could ANYONE suck at a frikken kids game????

Feghoot at 11:19AM, March 7, 2008

Your comics aren't exactly "normal." No wonder you suck at the game, you're holding the control wrong.

hysellt at 11:09AM, March 7, 2008

Ahhh, both examples of gay AND retarded, you sir have just scored the winning point.

blindfold at 7:45AM, March 7, 2008

lol

ultra_iron_maiden at 7:32AM, March 7, 2008

BRILLIANT

jauntx at 5:52AM, March 7, 2008

I know! in the next strip... Do a joke about how gay the Wii is, then shoot Dorkwinkle in the face!!! ZOMG!!!!!1!!one! that'd be hilARious!

ysqure3 at 5:33AM, March 7, 2008

Well, hm, it's a little thing called IMAGINATION. Since when has imagination been gay, dumbass? Since that Spongebob Squarepants episode where Spongebob kept making rainbows with his hands and crooning "imaaaginaaaation" to his gay starfish friend. Also, I can feel in my gut that this is gonna be a timeless PUC classic. Ace, Shadow. Fuckin' ace.

anonymous at 4:38AM, March 7, 2008

Well, hm, it's a little thing called IMAGINATION. Since when has imagination been gay, dumbass?

darktonyhawk at 12:54AM, March 7, 2008

This is the worst George W. Bush joke I've ever read, and that's saying a lot. A LOT.

anonymous at 11:17PM, March 6, 2008

Alright, I'm done. It's clear that this comic will never be worthy of the attention it's getting. Shadow people have tried to help you but you don't seem to want to listen. Even fans of the comic will soon begin to leave. I mean, gay jokes and poor copying and pasting will only get you so far. The jokes over I've had my laughs and now I'll be getting my coat and leaving. Good day, -anonymous.