Punk-Pink Prologue! Page 89
Hapoppo on March 5, 2009
Two things.
First off, go see Watchmen. Why are you still reading this? Go see it now.
Second, I was at the library a couple days ago. Saw an anthology collecting four of Superman's first few adventures, and decided, hey, why not. So I checked it out, and lo and behold, Superman is a real jerk. I kid you not, while bending the guns of a few offending thugs, he has a line to the effect of, “Thse guns could easily be your necks.” Then, he wraps the guns around the thugs' necks, and throws them out of the window of a tall building. What a dick.
waff: Hur… not to mention, he had his arms ripped off.
Aghammer: It's not foreshortened, a tiny skeleton arm is really flying out of your monitor! Duck!
JustNoPoint: Actually, Bast is always human - her skin and hair are just really, really white normally. But that's a story for a later date…
Emily Elizabeth: That's because everything's better with shiny things!
Omegatau: It might be a good idea to stop using computers randomly placed in alleyways. I think that hobo wants his popcorn back, too…
Mushroomcomix: I could do without the sauerkraut… of course, I'm not as manly as Iz, so I guess I wouldn't.
kittygrl: Energy swords don't hurt a panel, either.
Gabe Puratekuta: Well, figuratively speaking he's alive, being an animated creature with sentient thought…
Selective Apathy: Or an X-Potion. But that would just be cheating.
kittygrl at 7:46PM, March 6, 2009
yes thats what gives it the awesome effect
Aghammer at 7:05PM, March 6, 2009
OH Crap, I hate it when you draw those 3d comics... scary :D Awesome page. Superman as a real jerk might be better? haha... Batman is often a jerk but at least he's consistent ;) I agree with shroom that Bats is cooler than Supes. Hellboy is better than all of them.. HAHA.. ha... sniff, I look forward to checking out the Watchman... one day, maybe ;)
JustNoPoint at 5:12PM, March 6, 2009
Bast also has cat ears and a tail though o_O Odd humans this place has. I thought she was a cat girl all this time.
Gabe Puratekuta at 4:35PM, March 6, 2009
Yeah, him and Bats are depicted as dicks in the original comic run. Especially toward Jimmy and Robin
Mushroomcomix at 11:57AM, March 6, 2009
I hate Superman! I have always hated him...I am a big Batman fan though, and I love the Dark Knight Series because Bats beats the ever living crap out of Superman with Kryptonite Boxing Gloves! I love the dialogue in the 5th panel, classic!
Emily Elizabeth at 10:33AM, March 6, 2009
Have you been on superdickery.com? That website is a testimate to just how much of a dick Superman really is :(
Omegatau at 9:50AM, March 6, 2009
*Beats H0bo with a stick.* Back! Back I say! *Looks around* Oh look, it's Mr. Convincing Puppy. Hi Mr. Con...OH MY GOD! IT'S A GORILLA! *Chased by a Gorilla* I'm just being really random today. Spice things up if you know what I mean.