I'M HATING ON PETA AND THEIR VEGAN SLUTS. Hate chuuuuu!
Conned on May 11, 2007
Warning: exessive swearing :(
Now this really annoys me. So much I slacked off whilst making this page. They don't deserve a good page *grumble gruble* This is a shit page but you should still read the rant.
Where does one start? OH YES! The guilt tripping.
I was hanging out (as you do) peacefully minding my own business when SUDDENLY A VEGAN WALKS BY! That's not all! She was wearing a bag that said: “Meat is murder”. Now…It's great that you want to save animals and shit, but enough with the guilt tripping. Maybe I DON'T CARE? What the hell is up with that shit anyways? Murder? What? Que?!
Definition of Murder: the crime of intentionally killing a person.
Well there you have it. Animals are not people. So eating meat is not Murder.
It's not vegetarians I have a problem with. Sure you're missing out on a lot of great flesh thur buddy but it's exteme vegans that want to make everyone else vegan too. Quit ruining my BBQ chicken.
Have you SEEN PETA properganda? http://www.targetofopportunity.com/MommyKills.pdf
They make pamflets targeted at children, which ultimately make the children hate their parents for making them supper. “Your mommy kills animals!”. That's NOT ethical, what sick bastard in their right mind would make a child hate their parents? That's immense. For fucks sake, they even compare Hitler's treatment of jews to the treatment of chickens! You CAN'T use that kind of association! How degrading for Jewish people! Vegans value animals MORE than Humans, and I believe most will agree that something is not right when you'd rather save a dog than your fellow human. Heck, a dog wouldn't do that for you!
I want you all to watch this video:
http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/PETA–BULLSHIT-0fbf.html
It's hilarious! After watching it I made this page in Fury. I am actually angry about this. Really.
PETA believes animals are today's slaves.
“Slaves?! Do you really want to associate that world wide shame…to chickens?!”
PETA apposes Dogs for the blind.
PETA wants total liberation for animals: hense pigs running free in your living room…paying taxes and voting for George Bush.
PETA kills more animals than it rescues. Hello?!
PETA = “Murder” Hey! At least I'm not wasting the animals I kill.
Obviously these people are not getting enough animal fat or protein because their brains are not functioning! How can you NOT each cheese or NOT drink milk?! Look at those vegans, malnutrition all the way. They're living off beans and lettus! BEANS AND LETTUS PEOPLE!
You know what? Fuck that shit.
For every vegan “Saving animals” I'll double my meat portion. It doesn't matter if you stop eating meat. Farmers will keep killing animals to feed the population anyways. Might as well eat it. Any by not buying leather, you're wasting parts of the animal that they kill!
Hecres of rainforest are chopped down to make your soya beans!
I hate you! *sob*
You know what I can't take? These people feel so strongly for animals that they do extreme things like burning down a Lab which uses animal testing yet there are worst things going on like HUMAN SLAVERY, and FAMINE, and POVERTY, and CHILDREN IN THE SEX INDUSTRY. Heck, even CANCER and THE COMMON COLD.
Now tell me why these people will do the extreme for pigs and not the people who actually need that kind of moral support?
rain storm at 6:14AM, May 18, 2008
Bah humbug, sofrigginrobo. Asdfgnhjklcolon! I respect other people's opinion and such, and the vegans and vegetarians that aren't super-mad, and I support the parts of PETA's campaign to save animals that aren't loony. As I sit here, eating cheese and crackers, I note that some people are just insane. Most aren't though, we just see the cooky ones more. Five stars, right in the rant.
dr_dolittle at 1:19PM, May 26, 2007
Check out my screenname, u bich! Haha, just kidding. Even in Hugh Lofting's Dr. Dolittle, the Good Doctor was a meat-eater because he understood that even if animals are capable of rational thought and such, they're still lower on the food-chain. I've taken that philosophy with my carpaccio, thanks. But I don't wear fur because they don't use the whole animal. You have to use the entire animal (well, almost entire) for it to truly be useful. I have an idea! Let's go skin Laeluu and use her for a fur-coat!
CORY at 5:04PM, May 22, 2007
I'm not a vegan, but I am a vegetarian, and have been one since birth. PETA is rather extreme. One thing, though: per÷son /ÃËpÃÅrsÃâ¢n/ [pur-suhn] ââ¬ânoun 4. Philosophy. a self-conscious or rational being. 9. an individual of distinction or importance. Yeah. People who say "Animals are people, too" are probably going off [i]the dictionary.[/i] 4 because it's rushed, but not a 3 because you've got your own voice.
Conned at 1:41PM, May 13, 2007
Ah I totally understand your position (I even used the word totally!). I dislike raw Tomatos and mushrooms, everybody thinks I'm crazy insane. I must admit I'm super picky with my food but I'm definately not afraid to try anything new. I just don't like them...I try to though! ..what ever, salad is rabbit food :P Yes, I'd protest against animal abuse, but I know it's limits. Taking people's donations and not actually saving/adopting any animals is the limit. I'd kill them but I believe in second chances hahaha
Toadman at 11:05AM, May 13, 2007
See, I like this. I'm a vegetarian meself, but not a crazy vegetarian. I know one, though. (Prepare yourself for bad grammer here.) See, I don't not eat meat because I think it's cruel to animals, I just don't like the taste. It's a long story. And even so, I'll order a cheeseburger from McDonalds over their salads. I don't eat salad anyway. Me friend, on the other hand, is totaly super vegan. I won't say much, though, cause she's me friend. I like animals a wole lot, but there are limits. Turning kids against their parents is very wrong; they're supposed to do that on their own when they become teenagers anyway. I think the world wouldbe a whole lot better if folks like that just died. Or maybe they could all become mute overnight.
Conned at 4:47PM, May 12, 2007
They're desperate and must take desperate messures!
Thirdperiodlunch at 12:37PM, May 12, 2007
>< That PETA comic, "Mommy Kills" is terrible. Oii. I've heard about this stuff more recently. They've taken it too far. They should have stuck with the "I'm not a nugget" stickers. :/
Conned at 11:09AM, May 12, 2007
Hahah Subcultured, yes...I shall now burn down farms growing and exploiting leaks! Damn those farmers growing vegetables just to chop them down! I'm for total vegetation liberty! Tim the Enchantor: Sorry 0=] I got really angry? PeiPei: In the land of the free...anything and everything happens. Yeah some extremist Vegan group (as hilarious as that sounds) does that. It's quite common actually. Fern: I shant! No one (but the admin) can make me! Don't get any Ideas now. Yes, Holland it is :D Sofrigginrobo: PQ you. Note to all: RANTS are supposed to be unstructured, angry, passionate talk! AND ALSO THIS IS A RANT ABOUT PETA not vegans in particular.
subcultured at 8:00AM, May 12, 2007
i don't like the thought of killing vegetables. they cry out "heeeep meeeh, doon't eat me mista!" so that's why i eat only meat. :)
Tim the Enchanter at 3:35AM, May 12, 2007
DANG WOMAN!!!
Peipei at 11:08PM, May 11, 2007
Those vegans are crazy xD Burning down labs that help to find cures for cancer over their cause? o.o Did that really happen? :O
fern at 10:31PM, May 11, 2007
there i read through your entire archive and yayness! don't ever change, conned.
fern at 10:21PM, May 11, 2007
you're my hero conned! when i go to holland i'll call yah! which will probably be never. ...it's holland right?
sofrigginrobo at 10:19PM, May 11, 2007
I laughed at the strip until i read your ill informed rant; you need to chill out. Being vegan I too actually hate most vegans too (at least the ones who push their shit on others). I respect your option to eat meat just as you should repect ours to not eat it. Flipping out because you saw a message would be as ridiculous as me flipping out at the sight of you scarfing down genetically enhanced crap farmed animals. I don't care what you do, I only make a point to say my piece when a person either asks, or spouts ignorant crap as you just did. (FACT: methane released from cows is more dangerous for the ozone than CO2. If they were not mass producing cows like plastic in their factory farms, we'd be better of. But you probably don't believe in the hole in the ozone either...) I respect what you do, all i ask is for the same back for a culture you don't understand.