Scientology has no science! So that makes it Ology. What's Ology?! Is it a female Ogre? I hope so...
Conned on May 27, 2007
This is a touchy case, there's so much to right (write) about. I even drew an extremely biased page to much sure you guys know where I stand in this case. I cannot believe Scientology has grown so big, that people have allowed this CULT to grow so big. ESPECIALLY in America, it goes against everything it believes in. Well freedom anyways.
So there's alot to say, and so much I'm really not bothered to write about, it's annoying that you have to warn people about this.
Scientology is a cult. That's a fact. It's “creator” decided one day to make his ideals into a religion so they could enjoy tax benefits.
Reasons why not to believe or join this scam:
It's not a religion, it's just a rather expensive spa branch which tries to “cure” negative feelings. It was only made into a religion to make the guy richer.
It's followers are taught to lie to defend their religion. How can you believe in something when they tell you lies to make you believe? A religion founded on lies? Sounds BELIEVABLE!
It was created by a man that writes science-FICTION STORIES! Key words: Story and Fiction. Not based on facts what-so-ever. (If this isn't enough for you..)
This religion is based on the story that Zenu(some uber inter-galaxic warlord) despelled people from other planets and killed them. Then their souls inhabited us, and this is why we do bad things. It involves hydrogen bombs and aliens. Very 21st century. Respect..
It blames all our bad actions on these “Thetans” which inhabited our bodies.
It was invented less than a century ago
They get famous people to join so they can influence them to use their positions in favor of scientology
Famous people join because it's an elite cult that requires large sums of money, and this money can be used to get them into leading positions.
Scientology makes you pay large sums of money for their treatment. If you do not have large sums of money then you have to work for them in terrible conditions for the lowest amount of money. (They try to make out like you're working towards an ethical cause, really you're just being manipulated)
Their treatment has not been scientifically proven to work and science does not recognise Scientology as a branch of science.
If you leave, they employ methods such as blackmail to ruin you and make it very hard for you to lead a normal life. They dug up this guy's personal past (criminal records) and posted it all over the town & internet to make sure no one took his critism seriously.
If you critisise Scientology they follow you and make sure you know. They taunt you, scare you, and try to get to your head. After you critises this cult, you will always be followed.
They have their own very biased TV show where they only show one side of the story.
It's members keep away from society because they believe it's run by druggies and criminals.
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There are no good sides to this cult. They help people in need, but so does the K.K.K. Doesn't mean what they're working towards is actually good.
I advise that you look up these sites where they go further into this. They show you that scientology is even using people in the law to get arressed scientologist out of jail sentences.
http://www.xenu.net/
and also watch the unbiased report by BCC of scientology in America, see how they degraded the BBC reporter and actually made him scream at them in front of the camera! This is the respectable BBC we're talking about.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6650545.stm
Well, I hope I have changed some minds about this rediculus scam…
They can register themselves as a religion but I would never dream of joining it.
I've depressed myself just writing it.
OH MAN THERE WAS NO HUMOUR IN THIS UPDATE.
I have failed you guys…but this is too serious fo' me.
Conned at 7:49AM, Nov. 20, 2007
Well we can, but scientology has too much influence in many countries..
Conned at 2:19AM, June 8, 2007
You should get it refunded! Burn it...near a scientology church :D
dr_dolittle at 1:14AM, June 8, 2007
Brrrg... I accidentally bought one of their books. ACCIDENTALLY!!! Before I even knew who L. Ron Hubbard was.... And now it sits upon my shelf, as a constant reminder of a wasted 6 bucks.
Conned at 6:37PM, May 28, 2007
Thanks Worstcase! I almost wish you were into scientology so I could fight with you :P Naaaa! I wouldn't wish such a thing upon you!
worstcase at 5:41PM, May 28, 2007
That is so true. Scientology is crazy and makes no sense whatsoever. Its a scary cult! Great comic, by the way!
Conned at 3:43PM, May 28, 2007
Did you guys know that Scientology went to Russia and said it could cure damage caused by radiation by going to the sauna regularly and eating vitamines! HELLO! Radiation causes Mutation. Mutation is a permanent change in your genetic make up. Any commoner could tell you that taking vitamines won't cure you of mutation hah! Luckly Russia banned Scientology :) Go Russia! They have real scientists...
Conned at 11:55AM, May 28, 2007
Fern: Mormons heheh I know a couple. I thought they were all in America but I think that's just me mixing them with Armish people. "I'm not allowed to do homework, it's against my religion" FAIL! Yeah, I love this religion! Not great for your future but..I don't know enough about it to rant XD I think it's nice to belive in something, but this make's you a prime target for false religions. Do your research! PeiPei: You poor soul! If I were you, I'd be secretly rebelling against it :P They're all crazy zombie heads. Mormons! What DO they believe in? Curlpop: Thanks for the visit and I'm glad you enjoyed the page! :D Thirdperiodlunch: I know eh?! That's what I was doing through my exams... I watch the BBC report when I was supposed to be studying XD Nightmares.. Remember kids; Scientology is a Female Ogre.
Thirdperiodlunch at 9:07AM, May 28, 2007
Woahhhhhhh. Scientology is really creepy. Now I'm going to be looking stuff up on it all day instead of doing my homework. Gahh. XD Oh well. This comic just wins sooo much.
curlpop at 7:45AM, May 28, 2007
LMFAO! hahah this is too good.
Peipei at 11:01PM, May 27, 2007
There's a scientology church building thingy by my house xD I could not ever understand what their whole delio is about :S And there's mormons that pass out fliers over by the train station :s
fern at 10:31PM, May 27, 2007
i feel the same way about mormons. i live in L.A. and haven't met a scientologist so it's nothing to worry about. it really is nothing but lies... but then again, what religion isn't? i wuv this comic! *huggies*