[45] Retaliation
stocks on May 8, 2006
I really do hate SUV's, like, with a firey passion. Most people that drive them don't need them, and few people that own them know how to drive them.
That makes them dangerous. I just saw a sign on the internet, it was a traffic sign that said:
“Left Lane Ends”
“Go ahead and cut in on us at the last second in your SUV. Everyone's cool with it.”
It's funny, because it's true.
I remember last summer we had a really early morning MVA call, SUV vs. sedan. Poor girl in the Camry was just trying to get to work, and she got rearended by some ass in an Explorer. She was fine, he banged his head on the front windshield.
The whole time I was working all I could think was, “Eh, the soccer dad deserved it.” I was also glad we had to pull the Explorer onto the wrecker. Maybe next time he'll buy a hybrid…which would probably explode.
By the way, if you looked at yesterday's incentive graphic. That's a true story.
Coydog at 9:40PM, May 13, 2006
I have nothing in particular against SUV's, but they are expensive beasts to feed and people try to handle them like cars when they are built more like trucks and have a higher center of gravity. Handling these vehicles safely require a somewhat different attitude and skillset than those employed in driving, say, a small sedan or even a minivan. Now, driving what amounts to a high-CG truck through a busy intersection while blabbing away on a cell phone -- now, there's an offence worthy of horsewhipping.
x3022 at 9:01PM, May 9, 2006
SUVs scare the crap outta me. seriously. i've got stains all over my front seat. (that could be taken more than one way, i suppose...)
stocks at 4:30PM, May 9, 2006
Palnareff - That's because nobody's signed up for Duck Sauce yet... ::evil glare at EVERYONE...:: Gregory - You don't know the half of it. UPS is a scary, scary place.
Polnareff at 4:24PM, May 9, 2006
I always knew Dr. Phil was an evil genius. On a side note, the Next, Previous and Random buttons in the Duck Sauce tab all link to the same comic
Tietsu at 10:14PM, May 8, 2006
I lol'd. That was funny. I really enjoyed that because I hate all of that pimp my ride bullshit. My car gets me from point a to point b and everything in between. Besides...if your...you know, say driving a car...why would you need all the shit going on around you? Answer: You wouldn't...jackasses
Gregory at 9:15PM, May 8, 2006
I just realized that you have an incredible sense of humor for having to face some real shitty stuff on a daily basis. Well, I guess I'm assuming you have to face shitty stuff on a daily basis, but seriously, that's cool. You do something I could never do and keep a sense of humor. Don't ever, [i]ever[/i] lose that. Because, seriously, I don't want to read unfunny comics.
coinilius at 9:11PM, May 8, 2006
Evillll...