Satans Evil Square

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Improbable Biology!

thegreatjoebivins on Sept. 13, 2007

I like to think a hamburger is half cow, half death. Death is DELICIOUS.

Those commercials seriously bug me though. The Whopper is clearly at least half human, and in the early ads his wife appeared to be a regular woman, making their child (Whopper Jr.) only one quarter hamburger and 3/4 human! Then the most recent ad shows that Whopper's daughter appears to be just a regular girl (she is of course only 1/4 hamburger)! WHERE ARE THESE BURGER CREATURES COMING FROM AND WHY ARE THEY BREEDING WITH US?!? IT MUST STOP!

Your ad here, right now

n_y_japlander at 8:00AM, Sept. 18, 2007

What the..... you got me!!! Great job!!

thegreatjoebivins at 8:21AM, Sept. 17, 2007

I realized the same thing but I don't have a fast enough internet connection to download enough television to quench my thirst for background noise. I also don't have enough space on my computer. Also I didn't have enough money to stay on Netflix because I am unemployed.

scarybug at 9:26PM, Sept. 16, 2007

I have not seen these commercials because I realized that Netflix and Veoh and BitTorrent could replace television. Do they have guys in burger suits getting in on with ladies?

thegreatjoebivins at 2:36PM, Sept. 16, 2007

I did, but not about the biological implications of the athropomorphication of fast food items. That is still to come.

Allan at 1:25PM, Sept. 15, 2007

Oh shit, you should write a book.

Satans Evil Square

Improbable Biology!

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